"See ya, bitch!"
Here’s an awesome photo of Jessica Alba looking like a member of En Vogue, waving to her adoring fans at the premiere of Robert Rodriguez’ “Machete” in Venice today…
Not in attendance was Lindsay Lohan who also has a part in “Machete“, because she was type-cast as some sort of nun who licks guns like they’re big dicks…
Lots of people were talking about this role as Lindsay’s “comeback vehicle” because she reportedly filmed her first nude scene in it, and the film is poised for major box office success…
Sadly, Rodriguez totally cut all of Lindsay’s naked appearances, used body-doubles whenever possible, and covered her tetas with tons of polyester hair when all else failed…
No, really…
According to Mr. Skin:
SCENE 1: Lindsay Lohan is in the pool with Alicia Rachel Marek playing her mother. Marek’s breasts are very visible above the water, but Lohan’s are kept entirely underneath.
She asks Danny Trejo to join them and we cut to the shot from the trailer where Marek and the unknown blonde are the women whose breasts are exposed on either side of them. It is most definitely not Lohan in this shot.
After that flashback, so to speak, Trejo has them placed in the back of his hearse where they are passed out. Lohan is on the left and we can only see partial left breast on her, again obscured by an arm.
SCENE 3: Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek wake up, both nude. We can see Marek’s breasts. Lohan’s, though, are obscured by her blonde hair.
Jesus Christ…
Talk about a slap in the tit…
Robert Rodriguez literally had to resort to any means necessary to keep naked Lohan out of his movie, and then had his director of publicity tell her to stay the hell in California during the premiere…
I’d go ahead and say that just short of hiring a highly skilled assassin to ice her ass in her sleep, this might have been the easiest way to go…
The End.
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