Those look natural...

Demi Moore is a quilt.  Honestly, this woman has more surgery than John Travolta in Boy in the Plastic Bubble.  No, honestly, it’s a fact, she’s completely fabricated at this point.

Anynoo, this snippet from French Marie Claire comes just in time!  My flower boxes were looking fried… Fertilizer anyone?

Says Hollyscoop, in rebuttal to the rumor that she spent $300K on surgery in 2004 alone, Demi reportedly tells France’s Marie Claire magazine for an upcoming story, “It’s completely false. I’ve never had it done. But I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem. I don’t like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process – it’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy.”

Hey, Demi thanks for that… Incidentally, here’s a photo of Demi leaving a plastic surgeon’s office in Beverly Hills shortly before a tune up… Now she looks like this… and she’s 106 years old… So, you do the math.  No, really… You do it because my Supercomputer self destructed when it tried to load a high resolution photo of Demi’s gargantuan fake tits and, in turn, crossed its eyes, shit its pants and finally imploded.