Archive for September, 2009

Kirstie Alley Blogs About Roman Polanski

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

"First I'm gonna catch-ya, then I'm gonna eat-ya..."

Yeah, Kirstie Alley went all nutty this morning on her blog about Roman Polanski… Notice her use of ALL CAPS…

“JUST FOR THE RECORD….RAPE IS RAPE…this is one HOLLYWOOD STAR who does not CELEBRATE or DEFEND Roman Polanski..his ART did not RAPE her.”

“THERE is NO SUCH THING AS CONSENSUAL SEX with a 13 year old girl..it is RAPE and Polanski is a Coward. HE made 2 bad choices RAPE and FLEE.”

“GOOD MORNING FIRE ANTS..FIGHT FOR WHAT U BELIEVE IN..stand up for CHILDREN and their security..can’t agree with people who CONDONE RAPE.”

“Now HERE is a MOVIE.a Director who is still revered and defended after RAPING a 13 year old girl.who still is awarded Movies highest honors.”

“You can always tell when you have pediphiles on line..they covertly defend the perpetrators..YOU are not unseen and you are NOT forgiven.”

“We are NOT in the barter business of trading BRILLIANT movies in exchange for heinous crimes against children..NOT the point. NOT HOLLYWOOD.”

Wow, awesome.  Thanks so much for taking a stand on something, Kirstie… Incidentally, Kirstie followed up her riveting entry about Roman Polanski with more words of wisdom.

McRib is back.”

“Arrest me because I ate my fukkin assistant this morning.”

Me want more blue Slurpee.”

McRib is back.”

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Listen To Producers Stage Khloe Kardashian’s Wedding…

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Cute?

Cute?

Lol!  Check out a recording of the chatter back and forth between producers from E! as they stage Khloe Kardashian’s wedding… It’s almost too awesome for words.

Take a listen:

I love the female producer who gets all high and mighty about Khloe having other things on her mind while walking down the aisle besides regurgitating some scripted bullshiz about Bruce Jenner being almost like her real father…

“I maaaannnne I thank sha might have sum othah things on her mind while shayz walkin’ down that eye-ill!”  But, then they decide she should say it anyway!  Classic.

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Courtney Love Will Burn Your Eyes Out…

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
FML

FML

I’m not sure exactly what to say about this… Courtney crawled out of the sewers system someplace in Soho yesteday… This photo is pretty much the equivalent of castration.  Not just for me, but for everyone… even women…

Yeah, I’m not sure how that works, but even if you didn’t have balls to begin with, you’ve still managed to have them lopped off… then boiled in sulfuric acid, run over by a train, gnawed on by a hungry wolf, chopped up by a boat propeller, set on fire, and then eaten by Kirstie Alley

This isn’t good.  At all.

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Dennis Hopper Rushed To NYC Hospital!

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Dennis Hopper

Dennis Hopper aka The Coolest Dude Ever

Oh man, this doesn’t sound good… Dennis Hopper was seen being rushed from his NYC apartment on a stretcher into an ambulance… Apparently, the 73 year old actor was seen wearing an oxygen mask with lots of tubes visible.  So sad.  Stay tuned!

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Jennifer Hudson LIVE In Central Park!

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Work that bubble...

Work that bubble...

So, last night Jennifer Hudson made an appearance in Central Park to celebrate the 70th anniversary of The Wizard of Oz. Much to the audience’s liking, she performed a contemporary rendition “Over the Rainbow”. I have to tell, you, I kind of loved it. So much… and there’s one more thing you should about me… I’m gay.

Check out the video:

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