Archive for September, 2009

Kirstie Alley Blogs About Roman Polanski

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

"First I'm gonna catch-ya, then I'm gonna eat-ya..."

Yeah, Kirstie Alley went all nutty this morning on her blog about Roman Polanski… Notice her use of ALL CAPS…

“JUST FOR THE RECORD….RAPE IS RAPE…this is one HOLLYWOOD STAR who does not CELEBRATE or DEFEND Roman Polanski..his ART did not RAPE her.”

“THERE is NO SUCH THING AS CONSENSUAL SEX with a 13 year old girl..it is RAPE and Polanski is a Coward. HE made 2 bad choices RAPE and FLEE.”

“GOOD MORNING FIRE ANTS..FIGHT FOR WHAT U BELIEVE IN..stand up for CHILDREN and their security..can’t agree with people who CONDONE RAPE.”

“Now HERE is a MOVIE.a Director who is still revered and defended after RAPING a 13 year old girl.who still is awarded Movies highest honors.”

“You can always tell when you have pediphiles on line..they covertly defend the perpetrators..YOU are not unseen and you are NOT forgiven.”

“We are NOT in the barter business of trading BRILLIANT movies in exchange for heinous crimes against children..NOT the point. NOT HOLLYWOOD.”

Wow, awesome.  Thanks so much for taking a stand on something, Kirstie… Incidentally, Kirstie followed up her riveting entry about Roman Polanski with more words of wisdom.

McRib is back.”

“Arrest me because I ate my fukkin assistant this morning.”

Me want more blue Slurpee.”

McRib is back.”

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Listen To Producers Stage Khloe Kardashian’s Wedding…

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Cute?

Cute?

Lol!  Check out a recording of the chatter back and forth between producers from E! as they stage Khloe Kardashian’s wedding… It’s almost too awesome for words.

Take a listen:

I love the female producer who gets all high and mighty about Khloe having other things on her mind while walking down the aisle besides regurgitating some scripted bullshiz about Bruce Jenner being almost like her real father…

“I maaaannnne I thank sha might have sum othah things on her mind while shayz walkin’ down that eye-ill!”  But, then they decide she should say it anyway!  Classic.

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Courtney Love Will Burn Your Eyes Out…

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
FML

FML

I’m not sure exactly what to say about this… Courtney crawled out of the sewers system someplace in Soho yesteday… This photo is pretty much the equivalent of castration.  Not just for me, but for everyone… even women…

Yeah, I’m not sure how that works, but even if you didn’t have balls to begin with, you’ve still managed to have them lopped off… then boiled in sulfuric acid, run over by a train, gnawed on by a hungry wolf, chopped up by a boat propeller, set on fire, and then eaten by Kirstie Alley

This isn’t good.  At all.

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Dennis Hopper Rushed To NYC Hospital!

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Dennis Hopper

Dennis Hopper aka The Coolest Dude Ever

Oh man, this doesn’t sound good… Dennis Hopper was seen being rushed from his NYC apartment on a stretcher into an ambulance… Apparently, the 73 year old actor was seen wearing an oxygen mask with lots of tubes visible.  So sad.  Stay tuned!

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Jennifer Hudson LIVE In Central Park!

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Work that bubble...

Work that bubble...

So, last night Jennifer Hudson made an appearance in Central Park to celebrate the 70th anniversary of The Wizard of Oz. Much to the audience’s liking, she performed a contemporary rendition “Over the Rainbow”. I have to tell, you, I kind of loved it. So much… and there’s one more thing you should about me… I’m gay.

Check out the video:

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“Precious” Trailer

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Whoah, looks like Oprah and Tyler Perry are about to bring us something amazing.  Precious has been getting rave reviews for months now, and after cleaning up at Sundance, it’s poised for major theatrical release.  Honestly, it seems super intense and sad, but incredible.  Incidentally, check out Mo’nique and Precious’ abusive mother and Mariah Carey as her counselor.  I have to say, from what I’ve seen, Mariah actually seems to hold her own.

Check out the trailer:

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Justin Timberlake Dumps Jessica Biel Over The Phone!

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Its ovah, Jessica!

"It's ovah, Jessica!"

Yikes!  Apparently, Justin has been spending lots of time with Rihanna and decided to give Jessica the old heave-ho… over the phone!  We hear she’s devastated and won’t let go!  I mean, she wonnnn’t stop calling me! Stay tuned!

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Kanye West Throws Hissy Fit Over Food At Charity Concert!

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Imma let you finish your fish stick, but Beyonce smoked Mrs. Pauls this year...

"Imma let you finish your fish stick, but Beyonce smoked Mrs. Paul's this year..."

I have to blame myself, really… After Kanye cried on Jay Leno (although, I still believe that his appearance is part of a larger, late-night tv conspiracy theory), I gave him the benefit of the doubt.  Anyhoo, my bad.  He’s still a total asshole.  This past weekend he agreed to perform at a charity benefit organized by Common and managed to tooootallly miss the point.

Vibe reports:

“After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, ‘Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?’ When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘He yelled, ‘Well, I’m asking now!’ After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then threw the rest in the trash.”

Ok?  That Kanye West is one class-act.  I wonder if the chicken bone injured his sophisticated and refined girlfriend, Amber Rose, as she was probably hiding in the garbage can trying to make believe she wasn’t Kanye’s date…

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The Republican Health Care Plan…

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Finally, some honesty...

Finally, some honesty...

Ha.  This is fabulous.  Just in case the public option health care plan seems elusive, Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fl.) is prepared to break down an alternative for you!

Check out the video:

Yes!  After Rep. Grayson took to the House floor to give his take on the GOP version of “health care reform”, Republican members were none-too-pleased and demanded an apology. Grayson refused.  Brilliance.

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Wynonna Judd’s Kid’s Home-Tutor Arrested For Child Molestation…

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Judd with her husband and three children

Judd with her husband and three children

Yikes!  This is awful… Wynonna Judd hired someone to home school her kids and um… He did for a long time… and um, he just got arrested for big time involvement in child pornography and on several counts of child molestation… Ugh…

Perez reports:

“Scott Z Myers, who home-schooled country singer Wynonna Judd’s two children, has been charged with distribution of child pornography.

According to reports, 3,000 files of minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct were found on his computer!

Myers, who is only 27, admitted in an online chatroom that he engaged in sexual activity with four boys who lived nearby and was also seen leaving his apartment with two boys when the feds showed up to execute a search warrant.”

Oh man… What are the chances this dude wasn’t trying to get some action from the little Judds…? Probably slim to none… This is pretty much as crunk as it gets.  Let’s hope for the best here.

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