Archive for November, 2009

Will Smith’s Son Is The New “Karate Kid”…

Monday, November 30th, 2009
Hm.

Hm.

No, really… Someone decided to remake The Karate Kid and cast Will Smith’s son, Jaden as the title role, opposite Jackie Chan… Isn’t 11 years old a little young to be murdering high school bullies with your bare hands?

I’m just saying…

I’m not sure this sounds like a good idea, to be honest… I have such strong memories connected to the original Karate Kid… Who remembers it? Never has there been a story of such strength and love… between two men.

Check out the trailer:

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Heidi Klum Has 35 Children…

Monday, November 30th, 2009
She still looks good!

She still looks good!

Ok, to be fair, I’m not sure how many kids Heidi Klum has… But it’s probably somewhere between 10 and 30… Anyhoo, she just had another little girl with Seal about a month ago, and she’s actually so, so cute…

Heidi debuted some photos of little Lou Samuel on Seal’s website today…

You might think that a child given two men’s names would be a male. But you’d be wrong. Mixups like that are all about context. It’s important to keep in mind that Lou Samuel’s father is named after a warm-blooded sea mammal.

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Ricky Martin In Near Airplane Crash!

Monday, November 30th, 2009
Please dont die!

Please don't die!

Here’s the deal… Ricky Martin is so ridiculously, ferociously hot that if we lost him, I’m not sure life would be worth living…

Seriously. Ricky almost died in some sort of crunk pressure-loss situation whilst flying like a glorious, beautiful, fiery, terradactyl a couple of days ago and lived to tell!

Twittered Ricky:

“was supposed 2 travel 2day.taking off we hear a loud sound(not 2 call it explotion)coming frm the back of the plane followed by crazy heat

the cabin got depressurised.not fun.flew for 45 minutes@ 1,300 ft 2 burn fuel.landed n w r fine,but u know what?F it im staying.fly tomorrow

do you think you are in control? Today i found out i’m not, and i love it”

Wow, so true. Life is fleeting, Ricky… It might be time to come out of the closet! Each day is a glorious, gay gift… it could be time to come clean…

Although I’m not sure I need to hear him say it, per se… I think he’s dropped a few hints…

For instance, in the Livin’ La Vida Loca video when that smoking hot girl kept shaking her ass in his face and he looked like he was petrified that she’d let out a squeaker or that he’d break a tooth…

Or maybe it was when those photos came out of him playing paddle ball and doing yoga on the beach with his boyfriend… It could have been then…

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Blind Item: Guess The A-List Sugar Mama!

Monday, November 30th, 2009
"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…From trailer trash to rankin’ in the cash, guess the newest hot actress who recently splurged on a red 1966 Mustang Fastback for her on-again off-again boyfriend? Admitting that she used to steal her mom’s teal Kia when she was 14, we’re pretty sure she’ll look a lot hotter in this car. It must be nice to have a girlfriend who actually makes a paycheck…it’s been years since her boyfriend has landed an acting job.

Know the answer?! Email: HitDanBack@gmail.com !

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VIDEO: Sandra Bullock Gets “Chola” Makeover… Thank God!

Monday, November 30th, 2009
Aiiiight?

Aiiiight?

I’ve told you how I feel about Sandra Bullock movies… I can’t really talk about Hope Floats without getting all misty-eyed…

But, I can, on the other hand, tell you that she stopped by some show hosted by George Lopez and allowed herself to get a “Chola” makeover by some crunk girl who does makeup tutorials on the internet…

Of note is Sandra’s “Bitch Test”…

Check it out:

(Via OMG Blog)

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