Little Epifany and Baby Judy Garland...
Listen, as the years pass me by, I’m becoming more and more enamored with the idea of having a large, attractive family…
Remember last week how I told you that I’d be adopting the 4 year old boy who got drunk, put on a dress, broke into his neighbor’s house and stole all of their Christmas presents? Sure you do!
Well, it looks like my family’s got another little bundle of joy on the way… and he’s musically inclined… Just like his Daddies!
Check him out:
¿Están los Judíos en México?
No, really! You might think that only Jews, Malibu residents, Mel’s first wife, cops, women who prefer not to be called “Sugartits”, and Jesus Christ are the only people out there who despise Mel Gibson… But you’d be wrong…
You see, Mel’s on what I like to call a “hot streak” which means that since he convinced a Malibu judge to expunge his drunk driving / assaulting a police officer conviction, he feels like it’s all Mad Max all over again.
Case in point, Mel’s planning on shooting some sort of prison movie in Mexico in January which requires that all inmates be transferred to some unknown location until Mel wraps his Mexican masterpiece…
So, basically, all of the people who visit those prisoners will be unable to see them, or even know they’re locale for months on end, pending the completion of Mel’s kampf… Classy move, right?
I’m not sure if you guys knew, but I as a proud member of the Australian Film Institute, I’ve been able to secure an advance copy of the film Mel intends to finish at the prison…
Check it out, Sugartits…
Hot shit...
Am I the only person who’s still totally obsessed with Desperate Housewives? I might be…
Am I the only person who got excited by the preview clip below of Teri Hatcher in a fat suit? For sure.
Ch-ch-check it out:
Birds have penises too...
Seriously, I would have bet money on the fact that Heidi Fleiss was at least 73… But, apparently she’s only 44!
Pictured above with her collection of tropical parrots, Heidi now spends most of her time secluded on some whacko cultish ranch in Nevada where she continues to attempt to construct a legal male prostitute “stud farm“…
Incidentally, I believe Heidi’s life can best be expressed in her made-for-tv biography, entitled “Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss“, in which she’s brilliantly portrayed by The Sopranos’, Jamie Lynn Sigler…
Happy Birthday! I still love ya, ya old meth-head! xoxo
Sapphic!
To be totally honest, I’m not sure if this is Rosie’s new whoah-man (who incidentally reminds me of Jenna Jameson)… But I have a hunch she might be the one…
You might remember that Rosie split up with her longtime partner, Kelly about three months ago… But that’s only about 30 seconds in lesbian time. So, it’s great to see Old Mc O’Donnell with some brand new female company!
She looks pretty happy, right?
But dats wha happen when bawdies start slappin’… from doin da wild thanggggg!