"Wanna see my moves?"
You might think to yourself… “Snooki can’t possibly be any worse at anything than not making Dan projectile vomit every time he sees her…” but you’d be incorrect…
Apparently, she’s also really shitty at keeping her balance.
In that vein, here’s a video of Snickers eating shit at some gross club in Connecticut two weekends ago…
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Whoah, this stands to be one of the most interesting Super Bowls ever… Obviously, because of the commercials, not the actual game…
I mean, usually Super Bowl commercials consist of Naomi Campbell dancing with lizards and frogs that drink beer…
This year, however, CBS has approved an anti-abortion commercial featuring Heisman trophy winner, Tim Tebow and his mother, Pam.
Paid for by the conservative Christian group Focus on the Family, the ad tells the story of Tim’s father and mother, who was pregnant with their fifth child when the couple travelled to the Philippines on a missionary trip and Pam fell ill.
Pam obviously decided not to abort Tim… who then later went on to be really good at football. So, I mean, that was worth it, I guess…
Tons of people are pissed off that CBS accepted the $2.5 million payday from Focus on the Family in exchange for spreading their propaganda…
On the other hand, and perhaps to balance out political sentiment, CBS is also considering airing a commercial for the new gay social networking site, Mancrunch.com…
The ad, which features a hot and heavy make out session between two football buddies, is also rustling some feathers on both sides of the issue… for totally opposite reasons…
Check it out:
Obviously, there are people out there who don’t feel like tuning into the Super Bowl and finding gay dudes frenching in between plays… I mean, I’m not one of them, but I hear they exist…
Oh the other hand, um, call me crazy… But, I’m not a hundred percent sure that that commercial’s not at least slightly homophobic…
Gay press has been pointing out the not-so-subtle anti-gay nuances that seem to permeate the ad…
For instance, the friend watching the guys kiss looks like he’s about to vomit and there’s a huge “No-Entry” hanging above them… I can’t say I disagree…
Is CBS biting off more than they can chew? Should either ad be permitted to air on Super Bowl Sunday? Should both ads run? Should they just bring back Naomi Campbell and the other lizards?!
Ruth and I have a conference call with CBS in about 40 minutes to weigh in on media strategy… Thoughts?
Image courtesy of Michael K.
This could obviously be totally untrue… In a way, I hope it is…
Because if it is accurate, this is such a powerful revelation that I too will have to convert to lesbianism… which means throwing out all of my clothes…
Angelina Jolie biographer, Ian Halperin wrote on his blog last night:
“A source close to the actress told IUC late last night that there was recently a secret rendezvous between the two at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night. Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa. Still, I reserve judgment on this one until I see more proof. Developing…”
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Some people might think that Florida resident, Cynthia Ware, who lost her shit and stabbed her boyfriend with a 10-inch butcher knife for clicking off American Idol, was overreacting…
I mean, she’s being charged with attempted murder, but I’ll go ahead and back a sister up because ain’t nobody come between me and “I Survived…”.
Step up and you’re bound to get shived…
Check it out:
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Here’s a photo of Kelis attending some godforesaken event…
I think she’s supposed to be dressed as some sort of futuristic cat with hooves and a stupid fucking haircut… And I was actually focusing on her shitty, edgy hairdo until I made the mistake of panning South…
I can’t accurately express to you in words how disturbing I find this particular likeness of Kelis’ bagina…
Are you seeing it yet in all of its sweaty, clammy, latex-bound horror?
Honestly, after exposing your eyes to this, even if you ever regained the ability to get an erection, you’d still be shit out of luck because anyone you could ever expect to bang is dead now… Bad news travels fast.