"This shit burns!"
Singer, Etta James was sent to the hospital due to a serious urinary tract infection earlier this week…
Fortunately, her son says that she is expected to make a full recovery and be released from the hospital very soon, which is reassuring…
Although, I mean, that must be some serious UTI, huh? Yikes…
Please help clean up Etta’s urethra by listening to her and letting her melodious stylings make rough love to your ears… until they get a urinary tract infection:
"Hush up, Bill... Now, lemme tell you about me..."
Gohd… I was being sarcastic…
Bill Gates and his wife, Melinda, announced that they are investing $10 billion into a 10-year program that will focus on providing vaccines for AIDS, tuberculosis, rota virus and pneumonia to countries around the world!
Speaking at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland, Bill and Melinda, who have recently been devoting the majority of their time to their philanthropic foundation, said that the potential impact of providing these vaccines early enough to people, especially children, who need them, is paramount:
“Vaccines are a miracle. With just a few doses, they can prevent deadly diseases for a lifetime. We’ve made vaccines our priority at the Gates Foundation because we’ve seen firsthand their incredible impact on children’s lives. By significantly scaling up the delivery of life-saving vaccines in developing countries to 90 percent coverage — including new vaccines to prevent severe diarrhea and pneumonia — the model suggests that we could prevent the deaths of some 7.6 million children under 5 from 2010-2019.”
Pretty amazing, right? I mean, there is a lot of super frightening disease out there…
But, I’ll tell you this, if Bill Gates finds a vaccine that prevents “severe diarrhea“, then that little pisher will finally earn my respect…
Those sunglasses make me want to slam her in the head with a frying pan...
I hate to make you aware of the Westboro Baptist Church if you weren’t already.
But, they’re the homophobic sect spearheaded by REV. FRED PHELPS (who, may I say, bares an uncanny resemblance to the SCARY, DEAD PASTOR FROM POLTERGEIST, with a twist of repressed homosexual) who carry all those ridiculous signs about God hating gay people, and “YOU”, and AMERICA, and SOLDIERS, and ASTRONAUTS…?
Anyhoo, they’re basically one big, inbred family who look like they’ve NEVER SEEN THE BOTTOM OF A BOTTLE OF CONDITIONER… and obviously, if there’s one person they hate more than gay people in general, it’s LADY GAGA.
So, they decided to literally remix her hit “Poker Face” and call it “Whorish Face“… AND THEY MADE A VIDEO!
Needless to say, it’s brilliant and, rest-assured, I’ll bump it next time I ride the pink pony express!
Enjoy!
Lighting?
Nicole Richie’s pissed that she was perceived as having an eating disorder because that’s, like, a disease… and, like, insulting…
“I felt it was a little unfair to say someone has an eating disorder when they don’t. It’s extremely insulting and irresponsible. An eating disorder is serious and it’s a disease. I think when you see me in person, you see that I’m, like, five foot one – I’m a small person.When I was heavier, everyone said I was too heavy. You can’t win in the public eye and I find it really hard. So I ignore it now, I really do.”
Shortly after the publication of Nicole’s quote, Jiminy Cricket released the following statement:
“Oh behalf of The Blue Fairy and myself, I’d like to announce that we’ll no longer with be working with Nicole Richie because we can’t trust that bitch farther than I can throw her…
And I can’t throw shit…I’m a fucking cricket!”
(Via Dlisted)
"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."
Eh-hem… There’s no polite way to say this… So, we’ll just got ahead and blurt it out…
He might not be on the A-list, but this TV and film actor certainly knows how to make an impression… Although, he’s been involved in a serious relationship with another small screen “spy” celebrity for a couple of years, we hear there’s one BIG reason he’s a date-night legend…
That’s right, he’s cocky and got the package to back it up… Now, it might be said that most of us think we’re getting Punk’d by this rumor, but the truth is, we hear it’s literally the size of a cookie tube… Hey-Yo!
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