"Don't look at her... Look straight ahead..."
Here’s a photo of Lady Gaga and the poor bastard whose job it is to carry her bag of ugly shit…
I’d imagine that in the course of a man’s life, there come a few moments when he re-evaluates his career and life-goals…
For me, one of these incidences happened when I realized that it was time for me to forge ahead on my own and work for myself, no matter the consequence or sacrifice…
For Lady Gaga’s bodyguard, it seems as if he had that moment of reckoning last night when she showed up wearing two enormous, stupid fucking feather-covered horns and expected him not to simultaneously burst into hysterical laughter and burn her at the stake for conjuring spirits in the woods with “Tituba”…
