"Where the ho's at, ayeeee?"

Last night Canada’s female hockey team beat the crap out of the US team, clinching their Gold Medal status…

Here’s a photo of a Canadian team member, demurely celebrating her victory on the ice, shortly after the game’s end.

Sadly, the ridiculously feminine team members’ joy was put on hold by the International Olympic Committee, as they plan to punish the ladies for smoking cigars and cracking open a cold Molson on the ice…

That seems pretty harsh! Certainly after years of hard training, these women deserve to celebrate their victory and blow off a little steam…

And when I say “celebrate their victory”, I mean throw on a trucker hat, some hunter’s plaid and hit “Canadian Beaver“, Vancouver’s most elite female entertainment establishment…

And when I say “blow off some steam”, I mean blasting The Indigo Girls while eating hot maple butter off a stripper’s taint…