I’m part of the growing populous of gay dudes who feel frustrated by gay celebrities who continue the ridiculous charade of being closeted.
Case in point: Olympic Gold Medalist, figure skating flamingo, and currentDancing With The Stars fierceness, Evan Lysacek… who maintains that he’s a fan of the bagina…
Anyhoo, Evan and the reigning Ice Queen, Johnny Weir, are not friends.
So, last night Johnny went on Chelsea Lately and dragged all Evan’s shit out on the table… without saying a word.
Hell hath no fury like an Olympic-favored male figure skater scorned:
Apparently, FOX News repackaged an old interview granted to them by LL Cool J and started using it to promote the debut episode of “Real American Stories,” a new series hosted by Sarah Palin…
Except LL wants nothing to do with FOX, Sarah, or her new show and Tweeted:
“Fox lifted an old interview I gave in 2008 to someone else & are misrepresenting to the public in order to promote Sarah Palins Show. WOW.”
Then his legal team demanded that FOX remove him from the show and anything having to do with Sarah Palin…
Fuh, fuh, fuh, FIERCE!
But, not to be bound by any sort of decency, in a statement, Fox News responded:
““Real American Stories” features uplifting tales about overcoming adversity and we believe Mr. Smith’s interview fit that criteria. However, as it appears that Mr. Smith does not want to be associated with a program that could serve as an inspiration to others, we are cutting his interview from the special and wish him the best with his fledgling acting career.“
Um.
I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure that if I were Fox News, I’d be looking over both shoulders real hard when I left the office today, because them’s fighting words…
Just for good measure, if this video doesn’t scare you, it should be making your underwear howl:
Former First Lady Barbara Bush was released from the hospital today after she was admitted a few days ago for a series of tests that some of us thought might reveal that she’s actually been a day-walking corpse for the last 20 years…
Ugh, foiled again…
The hospital thinks that the 84 year old hateful, turbo-bitch may have had a mild relapse for her Graves disease, a thyroid condition she was treated for in 1989.
In other news, this fax just came through in the news room:
“I’d just like to make it known that I have no political or social connections to Barbara Bush, with the exception of attacking her thyroid.
Here’s a photo of Justin leaving some Black Eyed Peas concert somewhere last night, with a lady that the photogs have described as his “girlfriend.”
I’m going to go ahead and hazard a guess that the woman in question is at least 35 years older than Justin Bieber, and there’s no way in hell they’re having sex because it’s a physiological impossibility…
Anyhoo, everyone’s super offended that the biggest fame-whore / stage-dad on earth decided to try to sell his kid out one more time before she OD’s…
So, some of the people whose paychecks depend on Lindsay showing up for whatever work she can scrape together these days are real mad…
Said one of Lindsay’s ‘business partners’ Jenni Muro:
“As one of Lindsay’s closest friends, business partner, and former day-to-day manager… the news of any type of press conference saddens me for the simple fact that this is her FATHER. I normally do not comment or engage publicly, but it is important for people to understand how inappropriate today’s actions are. As far as the media, public, and fans are concerned; Lindsay is working on numerous projects and anyone who makes public judgments of her, it affects her more than personally. It affects her ability to do more work and prosper in all regards. I stand by my friend, always have and always will.”
