FANTASIA
Look, there’s not doubt about it… American Idol, Fantasia Barrino is a classy-ass woman… She’s got a record contract, she knows how to dress for glamour, and now all she needs is a husband, who isn’t already married to someone else…
Sadly on the communication front, her phone wasn’t working last month, though, so she decided to visit her local T-Mobile retailer where met a handsome phone salesman by the name of Antwaun Cook. Swoon!
Anyhoo, Antwaun swiftly left his wife and two kids and moved into Fantasia’s mortgaged foreclosed $1.3 million North Carolina mansion and she tattooed his name on her left shoulder!
Anyhoo, now Antwaun’s wife is divorcing him and cites a sex tape as evidence of adultery…
No, I swear…
Incidentally, even if this relationship works out, they’ll still be the couple with the worst fucking names in history… four-hundred times over…
Although on the other hand, telling your friends that your husband left you for Fantasia Barrino is pretty much already the equivalent of self esteem euthanasia.
She might as well just change her divorce paperwork to reflect the fact that her husband left her and started fucking a bag of wet garbage…
The End.
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Who thinks Chrystal Bowersox will be the next American Idol? I hope so because her most recent song was excellent and one of the finest performances I have ever heard on the show.
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