"Dan, I pegged you more as a Scorpio..."
Yes, lord!
My sweet, silvery angel from heaven, Anderson Cooper is in talks with Warner Bros. and Telepictures Productions about the possibility of filling the open tv slot left when Oprah Winfrey vacates her daytime talk show…
The show would be a delicious gay cocktail of world news, current events, and pop culture…
Obviously, Anderson will have to make real nice with CNN (who has his ass signed under an exclusive contract) in order for the show, slated to debut next fall, to blossom.
This is the best news I’ve heard all day…
On the other hand, it also poses a logistical problem, as I’ve always felt that the concept of “repeated, furious masturbation during daylight hours” is kind of a “go directly to prison, do not pass go” sort of situation…
The End.
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Tags: Anderson Cooper, CNN, Oprah Winfrey
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