Apparently, Rainbow Brite Is Hot Now…

Sexy?

Sexy?

Uh, Hallmark decided to revamp Rainbow Brite… Please take a look at the updated version on the left… She looks like a Bratz doll, except maybe a little sluttier… Also, who likes her friends?! I’m pretty sure both of them are into threesomes… especially the one in red.

And I must say, I’m a little more than slightly disappointed that they’ve done away with her gays… Where are they? Huh!?

I mean, obviously, I’m partial to Canary Yellow because we’re the same person (even though I think she’s a girl)… But Buddy Blue always held a little bit of mystery because he was “straight acting” and was also probably into a little light kink…

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