Bobby Brown: “Whitney’s A LESBIAN”!

Oooh child, there are some sexy women up in here tonight...

"Oooh child, there are some sexy women up in here tonight..."

Holy shnikees! Remember all of those rumors about how Whitney Houston was a lesbian? Sure you do! She was rumored to have had a long-lasting affair with her assistant, Robin Crawford!? But, then she married Bobby Brown and everyone focused on the fact that she was a crack addict because crack addicts sell more newspapers than lesbians…? Well, obviously…

Well, not to be outdone by Whitney’s comeback, Bobby Brown has decided to write himself a book!

In his new tell-all titled Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But, Bobby Brown is coming out in support of those rumors that his fifteen year marriage to Houston was a sham to distract the media from the fact that Houston was having an lesbian relationship with Crawford.

Said Brown:

“I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married… I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.”

Uh-oh! I have a feeling Whitney’s camp might just keep quiet about this one considering she just spent the last month convincing the world what a cracked out lowlife Bobby is (not that she had to work that hard)… On the other hand, that’s a fabulous media strategy!

Do you think Whitney’s lesbolicious!? I think I do!

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