"Fuck you, Dan..."
Oh man, Carrie Fisher made the immense mistake of Googling herself… Then she got pissed and wrote this message on her blog…
ANYWAY—–in the process of searching, I found that someone had posted that I USED to be hot, but that now I looked like Elton John.
Of COURSE you should mock & belittle me for being so large!! What else could you POSSIBLY do?????!?
I know i don’t really have the right to ask……I’m a public figure——Ive made an unspoken contract to keep that figure slim…….but still, I find myself wondering…….See, I think the folks that insult & mock celebrities who DARE to pack on ten pounds or—–God forbid——MORE than ten!…..I would think it only fair that they post a photo of themselves along with their poisonous observations! And you know what else would be SUPER cool??? Their IQ! ALL the numbers! An approximate count of Weight AND wisdom!
BLOW MY BIG BOVINE tiny dancer COCK!
Yikes! Quite a rant, huh? Also, what’s a “Bovine tiny dancer Cock”? Anyone? Anyway, I feel badly for saying all those mean things. I think I owe someone an apology…
I’m sorry… Elton. I never meant to really infer that you look like Carrie Fisher… Obviously you’re half her size and have twice the amount of hair on your head. Carrie looks like more her ex-costar, Jabba the Hut… Fuck! I’m just kidding… Jeez.
Incidentally, Carrie. I think you’re amazing. I’m a goofball. I look like this, and have an IQ of 27… Believes it!
Oh, Dan. You do amuse.
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