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I’d Like You To Smell Like I Do…

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
Mmmm...

Mmmm...

Oh!

One nice thing about me is that I usually smell pretty good…

I’m not sure why, although it’s been said that this particular trait has been traced back to my being constructed predominantly of “sugar and spice, and everything nice“…

On the other hand, some of you out there might be made of other things…

I can’t be sure what they are, but I don’t think they smell as good as sugar and spice.

That being said, I’d imagine that some of your out there probably care about using “organic” things…

I’m still not sure exactly what that all means…

On the other hand, Face-Organics “Summer” perfume is made from “organic ingredients” and, more importantly, has already secured me 5 “dates” for next week alone…

I’m actually not kidding…

The website says something about “feeling warm wind in your hair”…

I can’t comment on that, but I can tell you that dudes dig that shit.

For reals.

You should buy it by clicking here!

xo

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Posted by dan at 8/31/2010 11:20AM Add Comment

This Is The Most Important Video You Will Ever See…

Friday, August 6th, 2010

And wine not?

And wine not?

Well, here we are the start of another glorious weekend…

I thought about writing you guys a long post about how much I appreciate you, but I figured it would probably just be easier to make a video…

I also wanted to take a moment to remind you guys of all the wonderful merchandise on shop.HitDanBack.com, especially the “Dr. Spike” handbag by Ruthie Davis…

You should check it out as soon as possible…

That all being said, have a fantastic weekend and enjoy the following video with a delicious, yet stiff cocktail:

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Ruthie Davis’ “Dr. Spike” Handbag Debuts On shop.HitDanBack.com!

Friday, July 9th, 2010
Meet "Doctor Spike"...

Meet "Dr. Spike"...

Yes! It’s here!

We told you to look out for Ruthie’s premiere handbag!

Every once in a while, HitDanBack becomes so obsessed with a piece of fashion that he feels it’s his public duty to share it with the people.

Cue RUTHIE DAVIS…

You’ll be in fabulous company…

The likes of BEYONCE (with Ruthie), Miley Cyrus, LEIGHTON MEESTER, KATY PERRY, and KIM KARDASHIAN… All pictured in Ruthie’s shoes.

And now, we’re thrilled to report that RUTHIE’S first handbag ever, “Doctor Spike” is available exclusively on shop.HitDanBack.com!

Only twenty bags have been made…

And you can’t have BEYONCE’S…

Buy now, or forever hold your chic!

xoxo!

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Posted by dan at 7/31/2010 11:45AM Add Comment

Ruthie Davis Takes Over China, One Shoe At A Time!

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
Ok!?

Ok!?

Um.

Please marvel at Harpers Bazaar China’s feature on Ruthie as one of the Top 7 Global Shoe Designers…

I mean, I hate to say “I told you so”…

Again…

What I’m saying is that it’s time you experienced the glamour and genius of Ruthie Davis for yourself…

You’ll be in fabulous company…

The likes of BEYONCE (with Ruthie), MILEY CYRUS, LEIGHTON MEESTER, KATY PERRY, and KIM KARDASHIAN… All pictured in Ruthie’s shoes.

AND NOW, WE’RE THRILLED TO REPORT THAT RUTHIE’S FIRST HANDBAG EVER, “DR. SPIKE” IS AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON SHOP.HITDANBACK.COM!

Only twenty bags have been made…

And you can’t have BEYONCE’S…

BUY NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR CHIC!

xoxo!

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Posted by dan at 6/30/2010 5:01PM Add Comment

Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Passively Ruin Your Self-Esteem…

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

"Mmmbluhhhh"

I need someone to explain to me why Jennifer Love Hewitt is still doing interviews…

Seriously, she hasn’t been on a noteworthy show since fucking “Party of Five“…

Also, if dating history is a microcosm for life, Jennifer she just pack it the fuck in, because she’s literally been engaged and dumped at least 7 or 8 times…

Anyhoo, People sat down with Jennifer to talk about body image and, at first, she made believe that being fleshy is cool… and then, by accident, she threw in how she really feels:

In a world that’s overly focused on body image, Jennifer Love Hewitt is urging young women not to obsess about weight – because it’s simply not worth it.
“When I meet young girls, I’m always like, ‘Just do me one favor,’ ” she tells PEOPLE in its new issue. “Love what you look like right now – and remember I said it 10 years from now because it’s the greatest gift I can give.”

(Hewitt) still fesses up to dreaming about having a certain body type.
“I’d want to have Gisele Bundchen’s body. Even though she’s tall and skinny, she does have curves … and I think that’s hot,” says Hewitt. “Halle Berry also is kind of amazing.”

Right?

That’s pretty awesome, thanks…

Appealing to young girls to love their bodies in one sentence, then saying you wish you looked like this in the next is basically like asking Hitler to cater your Passover seder…

Nice one, dummy…

The End.

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