???

Uh…

I went to school with this kid whose mother was super obese and went on this crazy diet and turned into a fucking insane skinny person…

I think she literally lost 200 lbs. in four months… and it made her batshit kookamunga nuts…

Anyway, she used to wear the watch that fit around her enormous wrist when she was fat, on her bicep…

Obviously, that’s what lies ahead for this tv actor to dropped the weight of two teenage boys in the last year or so.

I really totally didn’t recognize him at all…

Do you?

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Yipes!

We happen to think that this flavor-of-the-month might be a distant memory in the next few months…

It’s not an easy to become a Hollywood “it girl” and most would agree that once you’re there, it’d be a great idea not to spend all of your time pissing people off and not appreciating fanfare…

Guess who recently said:

“Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass,” she said. “I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”

Uh-oh…

Let’s hope her new husband doesn’t mind supporter her…

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

This JUST in…

Well, she’s had a pretty amazing career, but this pop star’s new album has been a total flop.

It seems that her career isn’t the only aspect of her life being flushed down the toilet…

Guess the platinum entertainer who we hear is headed for a divorce any day now…

Yikes!

I mean, this is sad, but living with her cannot be easy!

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

Look, I’ve always loved this woman…

She’s all bones and boobs, and has, quite possibly, the hottest husband in the universe…

On the other hand, the gods of fame shone down favorably on her for no apparent reason…

At all…

And, apparently, she knows it…

Guess the self-realized star who recently revealed:

“I will never sing again. Let’s face the music, I wasn’t the best singer even though I thoroughly enjoyed what I did. But I can’t say music is my passion.”

Hey, at least she’s not in denial…

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

Now, we never thought this guys was worth an Oscar nod…

But, guess which Academy Award nominated actor told his wife he had a “lunch meeting” last Friday, but ended up spending the entire day “otherwise engaged”…

And when we say “otherwise engaged”, we mean he actually rented a room at the Beverly Hilton and spent 6 hours banging the current Playmate of The Month…

Oh, then he spent all last Saturday hitting pre-Fourth of July parties with his wife, as if nothing happened!

Nasty!

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What does he see in her?

Eh-hem…

The elegant flower pictured above is the current flavor-of-the-month for one of the most eligible bachelors in Hollywood.

I can’t lie, I’ve seen her before and always thought she appeared sort of plain…

Annnnnnd then I saw her ass, and all of sudden, then entire thing made perfect sense…

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Really?

Uh.

Oh, fuck it.

It’s stupid idiot, Jon Gosselin… Ok?

I’ll make you a deal.

If this isn’t the fucking fugliest, piece of shit tattoo you’ve ever seen… on anyone… ever…

You can email me at: HitDanBack@gmail.com and I will take you out for a drink…

And, most likely, try to make out with you once we’ve both finished…

You can try to resist me, but I should inform you, that I’m not “strong”, per se…

But, I will pay a “strong” person to try to subdue you…

Learn me.

The End.

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

Look, I won’t even try to act surprised about this one…

We all know she’s bat-shit, out of her mind, bananas, bonkers fucking insane…

Please guess the A-lister who showed up at a star studded event, literally sniffing bumps of cocaine of her own wrist…

ON THE RED CARPET!

No, I know…

She’s a queen… of a garbage dump…

But, god bless her…

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"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem…

Well, this A-list movie star has certainly made a career out of acting heterosexual on film…

And last month, many of us speculated that he might be People Magazine’s big star coming out of the closet…

Alas, he was not.

On the other hand, guess the star who showed his gaiety at the NYC Gay Pride Parade, dressed in a tank top and a baseball cap, making out with several different young, hot dudes…

Oooooh, gurrrrl!

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