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VIDEO: Swedish Cops Have “The Moves”…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Scary?

Scary?

I like the way this Swedish police officer shakes his meatballs…

A lot.

There’s just something about a man in a police uniform that’s exciting.

Maybe, it’s that he could either just keep shaking his ass, or arrest you…

One time, I hired a male stripper that was dressed as a cop for my friend’s birthday party.

It was kind of weird because, even after he was naked, he still wouldn’t drop the whole “cop” persona.

Like, he kept telling us that he’d have to “take us in for questioning” and stuff…

Which, to be honest, ruined his appeal slightly.

We don’t have to worry about that here, because this dude probably can’t speak english for shit…

Enjoy:

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Posted by dan at 7/31/2010 3:03PM Add Comment

David Duchovny Is Overshadowed By Chuck Bass’ Chest Beard…

Friday, July 30th, 2010
RAWWWWR!

RAWWWWR!

He’s a photo of “Gossip Girl’s” Ed Westwick at some party with Bigfoot’s shorn-ass glued to his chest…

I like this photo because you can see how sad David Duchovny is in the background…

Obviously, all the paps were clamoring to get a shot of all that hair, and poor David just got lost in the mix…

Another thing is that this photo probably officially classifies Ed as an “otter“ in the gay world…

Which is interesting because, for a long time, he was hung-up on Blair, who’s a “Social Twink“, but then Jenny lost her virginity to him, and she’s a “Williamsburg Hipster Gay“…

And somewhere along the line, he obviously banged Nate (who’s a dirty-rotten Jock-Sniffer) too…

Man, this dude gets around…

Duchovny’s probably all, “And I’m the one who had to go to sex-rehab?”…

The End.

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Posted by dan at 7/31/2010 2:18PM Add Comment

VIDEO: Genius… That’s All…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

"Bladablahblahhh"

"Bladablahblahhh"

Ok, look…

I don’t care if you hate gorgeous Britney’s guts.

I don’t care if you “don’t get” performance art.

This video, by performance artist Erin Markey is the funniest goddamned fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

If you only start watching at 1:10 and go through the end, you should see the glimmer of pure brilliance that has touched my soul.

And, perhaps, my “nether regions”…

Enjoy:

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Tara Reid’s Vagina… I Quit.

Friday, July 30th, 2010
Apocalypse...

Apocalypse...

Tara Reid went out last night in St. Tropez, while on vacation with her (gay) fiance, Michael Axtmann…

Apparently, she decided not to wear panties.

Although, I’ll level with you…

I can’t be sure that’s true, because there’s a chewed wad of gum where her vagina should be…

A chewed wad of gum, left there by some sort of warlock, because it retains the mystical powers to make you want to burn out your eyes with an acetylene torch and repeatedly slam your penis in a sliding door.

Click here to immediately find yourself in hell.

The End.

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Posted by dan at 7/31/2010 1:22PM Add Comment

Guess That Ass: “Reality Star” Edition!

Friday, July 30th, 2010
Not bad...

Not bad...

Well, she might be insane and ferociously stupid…

But, the woman knows how to stuff a pair of spandex shorts!

And, sometimes, you guys, that’s all you need…

Know the answer?

Email: HitDanBack@gmail.com !

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