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BLIND ITEM: GUESS WHO’S STRIPPING DOWN FOR ATTENTION…

Friday, May 14th, 2010
"Narrate this, bitch"

"Narrate this, bitch"

Eh-hem…Last time we saw this chick was when she was 12 and playing the girl next door.

And now? Guess the actress who’s decided to gain attention this way since her career is clearly everything she’s dreamed of…

Obviously she figured if her career isn’t taking off, then she’ll just take off her clothes. So smart…and did we mention classy?

On the other hand, she has grown up a hell of a lot better than those co-stars of hers…

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Posted by Heather at 5/31/2010 10:04AM Add Comment

BLIND ITEM: Guess The Famous Mother of the Bride!

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem… Another day, another engagement. Guess which uber talented actress will soon be mother of the bride?! Her daughter’s boyfriend popped the question and surprised her with a custom-made ring. So now it’s time to plan a wedding! This won’t be mother and daughter’s first collaboration… The bride to be (the spitting image of her mother)recently co-starred with mom, playing her as a young girl…

This A-list actress has played just about everyone (and always does an amazing job), so we’re thinking she’ll play mother of the bride perfectly!

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Posted by Heather at 10/31/2009 12:23PM Add Comment

Heidi Montag Isn't Very Good At Anything…

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Ok, it’s Monday… I know Monday’s are tough, especially in the staying awake department… Check out this video of Heidi Montag “performing” at the Miss Universe Pageant.  It pretty much sucks.  I mean, I’m not even sure it’s a performance because she’s just lip syncing to someone else’s song that Spencer recorded her screeching over… Also, who the fuck picked out her outfit, Stevie Wonder?  I’m pretty sure it’s made out of rubber… or flan… oh and Heidi, nice fucking British Knights low-tops. Enjoy!

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Posted by dan at 8/31/2009 7:31AM Add Comment

Book 'Em, Dano!

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Ok, if you thought Phil Spector couldn’t get any scarier than he was with his wig?  Mmmm, I’d say you’re going to have to think again… Yeah, I’m pretty sure I just went into shock… I’m definitely shaking… and my tongue turned black…

Meanwhile, now that he’s in prison, Phil (who was found guilty of murdering his girlfriend) isn’t happy with the element of criminal that he’s been placed among.  In a letter that his publicist recently released, Phil says he’s trying “to get a better prison with people more like myself in it during the appeal process instead of all these lowlife scumbags, gangsters and Manson types….They’d kill you here for a 39-cent bag of soup!”

Uh, yeah, as if the other inmates aren’t scared shitless of  Ol’ Phil.  ”Manson types”!?  Seriously, that mugshot makes Charles Manson look like he’s got the upkeep of fucking Vanity Smurf…

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Posted by dan at 8/31/2009 12:39PM Add Comment

Kirk Douglas Is A Pervert…

Friday, June 12th, 2009

Check out this awesome photo of Methuselah (Kirk Douglas) ogling his daughter-in-law Catherine Zeta Jones’ bodacious ta-tas.  I like how she’s looking at him the way Hoke looked at Miss Daisy and he’s all “Me like-a-humpin’ – Me-like-a-humpin’”… 
Actually, come to think of it… Isn’t Kirk Douglas dead?  I think he might be… Even if this is a picture of him from yesterday, I’m sure he was dead when they took it… Which can only mean one thing… Is that MICHAEL DOUGLAS?  I mean, Jesus Christ, I knew he was old, I didn’t know he was the oldest person on earth… at best.  In fact, scratch that, he’s definitely just a reanimated corpse that Catherine buried in the “Pet Sematary” behind their house in the Bahamas… Sometimes, they come back…  
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