HitDanBack » Celeb http://hitdanback.com Celebs, News, Gossip. Step Into The Ring. Sat, 31 Jul 2010 11:27:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 BLIND ITEM: GUESS WHO’S STRIPPING DOWN FOR ATTENTION… http://hitdanback.com/blind-item-guess-whos-stripping-down-for-attention/ http://hitdanback.com/blind-item-guess-whos-stripping-down-for-attention/#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 14:04:59 +0000 Heather http://hitdanback.com/?p=17959 "Narrate this, bitch"

"Narrate this, bitch"

Eh-hem…Last time we saw this chick was when she was 12 and playing the girl next door.

And now? Guess the actress who’s decided to gain attention this way since her career is clearly everything she’s dreamed of…

Obviously she figured if her career isn’t taking off, then she’ll just take off her clothes. So smart…and did we mention classy?

On the other hand, she has grown up a hell of a lot better than those co-stars of hers…

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]]> http://hitdanback.com/blind-item-guess-whos-stripping-down-for-attention/feed/ 0 BLIND ITEM: Guess The Famous Mother of the Bride! http://hitdanback.com/blind-item-guess-the-famous-mother-of-the-bride/ http://hitdanback.com/blind-item-guess-the-famous-mother-of-the-bride/#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:23:44 +0000 Heather http://hitdanback.com/?p=3933 "That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

"That's what I heard..." ... "Bitch, please..."

Eh-hem… Another day, another engagement. Guess which uber talented actress will soon be mother of the bride?! Her daughter’s boyfriend popped the question and surprised her with a custom-made ring. So now it’s time to plan a wedding! This won’t be mother and daughter’s first collaboration… The bride to be (the spitting image of her mother)recently co-starred with mom, playing her as a young girl…

This A-list actress has played just about everyone (and always does an amazing job), so we’re thinking she’ll play mother of the bride perfectly!

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Ok, it’s Monday… I know Monday’s are tough, especially in the staying awake department… Check out this video of Heidi Montag “performing” at the Miss Universe Pageant.  It pretty much sucks.  I mean, I’m not even sure it’s a performance because she’s just lip syncing to someone else’s song that Spencer recorded her screeching over… Also, who the fuck picked out her outfit, Stevie Wonder?  I’m pretty sure it’s made out of rubber… or flan… oh and Heidi, nice fucking British Knights low-tops. Enjoy!

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Meanwhile, now that he’s in prison, Phil (who was found guilty of murdering his girlfriend) isn’t happy with the element of criminal that he’s been placed among.  In a letter that his publicist recently released, Phil says he’s trying “to get a better prison with people more like myself in it during the appeal process instead of all these lowlife scumbags, gangsters and Manson types….They’d kill you here for a 39-cent bag of soup!”

Uh, yeah, as if the other inmates aren’t scared shitless of  Ol’ Phil.  ”Manson types”!?  Seriously, that mugshot makes Charles Manson look like he’s got the upkeep of fucking Vanity Smurf…

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Check out this awesome photo of Methuselah (Kirk Douglas) ogling his daughter-in-law Catherine Zeta Jones’ bodacious ta-tas.  I like how she’s looking at him the way Hoke looked at Miss Daisy and he’s all “Me like-a-humpin’ – Me-like-a-humpin’”… 
Actually, come to think of it… Isn’t Kirk Douglas dead?  I think he might be… Even if this is a picture of him from yesterday, I’m sure he was dead when they took it… Which can only mean one thing… Is that MICHAEL DOUGLAS?  I mean, Jesus Christ, I knew he was old, I didn’t know he was the oldest person on earth… at best.  In fact, scratch that, he’s definitely just a reanimated corpse that Catherine buried in the “Pet Sematary” behind their house in the Bahamas… Sometimes, they come back…  

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