
Yup, that's definitely Jesus...
Pretty spooky, right? A Jonesborough, Tennessee man says an image of Jesus has appeared in the condensation on his pick-up truck window for two weeks and won’t go away. Man, that’s a quandary if I’ve ever heard of one.
Reports the AP:
“Stevens said when he first saw the image, he figured it would evaporate and not return. But it kept reappearing for two weeks now. Stevens said folks at the grocery store he goes to were amazed to see the image. He said he isn’t going to wash the truck for a while.”
That sounds like a pretty good plan… I wonder if this dude is just making this story up to win a drunken bet that he won’t wash his truck for 6 years and his wife won’t complain about it… You know, because nobody wants to scrub Jesus Christ away.
Come to think of it, Jesus just contacted me this morning and said I can’t work out anymore… ever. Oh, and if we need to ask him anything, he’ll be lounging at the bottom of the Ben & Jerry’s carton I bought when I was crunk that’s been sitting in my freezer untouched for two months… But, we have to eat our way down to him first…