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VIDEO: Joe Zee Isn’t Afraid Of A Little Fur…

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

Zexy...

Zexy...

Oh…

You might remember when I spoke with you about falling in love with the Chanel faux fur bear suit…

Well, Elle’s Joe Zee had that hairy bitch shipped all the way from Paris, so that he could wear it out on a sunny day here in NYC…

I used to work under Joe (I wish) at W Magazine, and I had the biggest crush on him… and still think he’s hot…

Especially in 30 lbs. of poly-blend.

Enjoy:

(Via OMG! Blog)

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Marc Jacobs Got A Gay Divorce….

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

"I'm chic..." ... "No, you're South American. There's a difference."

Aw, this is sad…

It seems as if Marc and his super hot, although, oddly thick, Brazilian husband, Lorenzo Martone are no longer a glittering, pulsating, rock-hard, gay unit

Reports have been pouring in that the two have been telling friends that they’re no longer a couple, and Lorenzo has actually moved out of Marc’s palatial Chelsea apartment…

Lorenzo confirmed the news on his Twitter.

“thanks for t notes. yes, I saw t press today, we are not together, haven’t been in 2 months. And we will not comment on it. Sorry. We r fine”

Hm.

I really thought these two would make it…

On the other hand, I don’t feel emotionally invested in either one of them, because one time I bought a Marc Jacobs cashmere sweater for about $1.2 million and (in two days) it turned into a shapeless, fucking, scratchy-ass tent…

Yeah, I’m still mad.

On the other hand, I bet their breakup went more smoothly than this:

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Giorgio Armani’s Nuts Want You To Text Them…

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010
Salty...

Salty...

Here’s an awesome photo of fashion legend, Giorgio Armani, bathing his bicentennial testicles in the healing waters of the Mediterranean Sea…

In that vein:

Knock-Knock…

Who’s there?

“Orange”…

“Orange” who?

“Orange you so fucking glad this story isn’t about Donatella Versace sunbathing?”

The End.

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HitDanBack LOVES Green with Glamour!

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010
Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Um…

Every once in a while, a company comes along that is just so totally right on and amazingly chic that it deserves its own post.  No, really.

I’m in love with Green with Glamour…

Straight up.

Apparently, so is Bones star, Emily Deschanel (sister of Zooey Deschanel)…

Honestly, it’s Eco-Chic and totally brilliant.

In fact, I challenge you to name one other site that will dress and accessorize you impeccably, decorate your digs, save the earth, and restore your karma in one fell swoop!

I love these girls and so will you!

Check out Green with Glamour online immediately and remain one of my friends.

*** Eh-hem. Incidentally, if any of you are of the mind to purchase me a gift, PURE by Ami McKay’s Cyrilla Daybed in Charcoal would be a dream come true.

xo

The End.

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Pardon Me, Perez… I Saw Ruthie Davis First…

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Ok!?

Now, look…

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times!

Ruthie Davis Shoes are where it’s at!

Lady Gaga!

Beyonce!

Miley Cyrus!

Get on the train, people!

Even Perez Hilton is all up in Ruthie’s grill!

But, don’t forget who called it first!

AND NOW, WE’RE THRILLED TO REPORT THAT RUTHIE’S FIRST HANDBAG EVER, “DOCTOR SPIKE”(the companion bag to Beyonce’s shoes) IS AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON SHOP.HITDANBACK.COM!

Only twenty bags have been made…

And you can’t have BEYONCE’S

BUY NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR CHIC!

xoxo!

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