Zexy...

Oh…

You might remember when I spoke with you about falling in love with the Chanel faux fur bear suit…

Well, Elle’s Joe Zee had that hairy bitch shipped all the way from Paris, so that he could wear it out on a sunny day here in NYC…

I used to work under Joe (I wish) at W Magazine, and I had the biggest crush on him… and still think he’s hot…

Especially in 30 lbs. of poly-blend.

Enjoy:

(Via OMG! Blog)

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"I'm chic..." ... "No, you're South American. There's a difference."

Aw, this is sad…

It seems as if Marc and his super hot, although, oddly thick, Brazilian husband, Lorenzo Martone are no longer a glittering, pulsating, rock-hard, gay unit…

Reports have been pouring in that the two have been telling friends that they’re no longer a couple, and Lorenzo has actually moved out of Marc’s palatial Chelsea apartment…

Lorenzo confirmed the news on his Twitter.

“thanks for t notes. yes, I saw t press today, we are not together, haven’t been in 2 months. And we will not comment on it. Sorry. We r fine”

Hm.

I really thought these two would make it…

On the other hand, I don’t feel emotionally invested in either one of them, because one time I bought a Marc Jacobs cashmere sweater for about $1.2 million and (in two days) it turned into a shapeless, fucking, scratchy-ass tent…

Yeah, I’m still mad.

On the other hand, I bet their breakup went more smoothly than this:

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Salty...

Here’s an awesome photo of fashion legend, Giorgio Armani, bathing his bicentennial testicles in the healing waters of the Mediterranean Sea…

In that vein:

Knock-Knock…

Who’s there?

“Orange”…

“Orange” who?

“Orange you so fucking glad this story isn’t about Donatella Versace sunbathing?”

The End.

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Yes, please.

Um…

Every once in a while, a company comes along that is just so totally right on and amazingly chic that it deserves its own post.  No, really.

I’m in love with Green with Glamour…

Straight up.

Apparently, so is Bones star, Emily Deschanel (sister of Zooey Deschanel)…

Honestly, it’s Eco-Chic and totally brilliant.

In fact, I challenge you to name one other site that will dress and accessorize you impeccably, decorate your digs, save the earth, and restore your karma in one fell swoop!

I love these girls and so will you!

Check out Green with Glamour online immediately and remain one of my friends.

*** Eh-hem. Incidentally, if any of you are of the mind to purchase me a gift, PURE by Ami McKay’s Cyrilla Daybed in Charcoal would be a dream come true.

xo

The End.

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Ok!?

Now, look…

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times!

Ruthie Davis Shoes are where it’s at!

Lady Gaga!

Beyonce!

Miley Cyrus!

Get on the train, people!

Even Perez Hilton is all up in Ruthie’s grill!

But, don’t forget who called it first!

AND NOW, WE’RE THRILLED TO REPORT THAT RUTHIE’S FIRST HANDBAG EVER, “DOCTOR SPIKE”(the companion bag to Beyonce’s shoes) IS AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON SHOP.HITDANBACK.COM!

Only twenty bags have been made…

And you can’t have BEYONCE’S…

BUY NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR CHIC!

xoxo!

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Ooooooooh! You's in trubbbble!

Lindsay Lohan is a new ad for the Robert Rodriguez movie, “Machete”, dressed as a nun who blows gun barrels like they’re penises…

If you believe in Christianity, this might be a good time to start stocking up on bottled water, gas lanterns and non-perishables because I’m relatively positive this photo is the harbinger of the apocalypse…

I’d imagine at this point, that the Holy Roman Empire and possibly the Franks of France are mounting up on dusty ghost horses and headed toward Lindsay’s house to continue the Crusades…

Obviously, most real nuns are going to be pissed off about this too…

Because now they can’t ever wear that outfit again without checking it for crabs and skid marks…

The End.

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Pilates...

Oh!

Ok, so I know I’ve mentioned that shop.HitDanBack.com is up and running…

Thank god…

I think that, during the work day, it’s really important to spend some time catching up on your gossip, and then online shopping…

Bitch a little, buy a little…

That’s what we always say…

In that vein, we just added some additional items to the store, and I think you’ll like them…

A lot…

Marc Jacobs, Missoni, Valentino, Ruthie Davis… and some HitDanBack originals!

You know, the usual…

Check it out!

You’ll thank me later…

Oh, and we also now gladly accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover… massages, and cases of fine liquor!

I know…

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Meet "Dr. Spike"...

Yes! It’s here!

We told you to look out for Ruthie’s premiere handbag!

Every once in a while, HitDanBack becomes so obsessed with a piece of fashion that he feels it’s his public duty to share it with the people.

Cue RUTHIE DAVIS…

You’ll be in fabulous company…

The likes of BEYONCE (with Ruthie), Miley Cyrus, LEIGHTON MEESTER, KATY PERRY, and KIM KARDASHIAN… All pictured in Ruthie’s shoes.

And now, we’re thrilled to report that RUTHIE’S first handbag ever, “Doctor Spike” is available exclusively on shop.HitDanBack.com!

Only twenty bags have been made…

And you can’t have BEYONCE’S…

Buy now, or forever hold your chic!

xoxo!

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Aw.Fuck.Naw.

Here’s an awesome crime scene photo of Madonna cozying up with a new child bride…

Apparently, Madge swooped in for the kill at a photo shoot for Dolce & Gabanna…

Obviously, photo shoots are hard to organize, especially when they include such a high-caliber star…

I’d imagine that just around lunchtime, the photographer probably called an hour-long break so that everyone could get their bearings and refuel for the rest of the day…

It probably went something like this:

PHOTOGRAPHER: Ok, lunch is over… Everyone back on-set… Where’s Madonna?

[FURIOUS GROWLING, RUSTLING AND CHEWING NOISES ERUPTS FROM BEHIND A TRAILER]

MADONNA: Oh, be right there! Ha! Just finishing a snack!

PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh, okay… Where’s our male model? Anyone see him?

MADONNA: Uh… nope… I guess we’ll need to get another… I saw a little boy on the street a few minutes ago, actually… He’ll do…

PHOTOGRAPHER: Uh. Are you chewing on an eyeball?

MADONNA: What? Oh… Hey, remember this one “Bluh, bluh, bluh Es Bonita! Who’s that girrrrrrl? La, na, na na?!”

The End.

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Classy...

Um…

Please guess the “reality star” who decided to try her hand at fashion…

Annnnnd she named her label “Filthy Couture”…

The outfit above is literally something she saw fit to send down a runway at her “viewing” in Las Vegas.

The weirdest part about this is that this person is literally famous for being a trash bag.

Straight-up.

Why anyone would ever want to emulate her look seems totally un-fucking-believable…

Puke.

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