(Model: CJ Richards)
Look, I’m not one to be a lapdog to fashion…
On the other hand, I can tell that Michael Bastian is really onto something special with his collection for GANT…
And when I say “something special”, I mean that I had to type this hanging upside down from a chin-up bar because my computer kept bouncing off my lap…
Enjoy!
Sure, I'll take a house...
Here’s a before and after photo of America’s Next Top Model winner, Yoanna House’s transformation over the past six years…
You might remember Yoanna because it was difficult for her to win the competition because she used to be fat and had lots of acne.
Although, in the end, she turned it out (after suffering a broken shoe and flabby arms) during a DSquared fashion show and creamed Mercedes, her balding competitor, who had lupus…
Anyhoo, now Yoanna looks like hot Jersey Shore trash…
More importantly, though…
HER FUCKING NAME IS PRONOUNCED, “You Wanna House” !!!
Anyway, let’s all live in the glorious past for exactly 2:40…
"Huh.." ... "Huh?"
Someone found these fish scaring the shit out of some plankton about 20 miles below the ocean’s surface…
Obviously, the fish in the front is a major pain in the ass, but I can’t believe how amazingly diverse nature is…
Anyhoo, if you need me, I’ll be around the house, soldering the faucets shut and putting all of my bathing suits on eBay…
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"Tee lak lulu luke"
No, I mean it… Pray.
I’m not a religious person, per se, and most likely we have nothing to worry about here…
However, on the off-chance that these geeks are serious, it’d probably be a good time to have God on our side.
Prepare to get the heebie jeebies…
"You like Madonna?"
I went to Australia once and I can tell you that the gay pelican population is wild…
I’m talking all night dance parties, drugs, bear-play, light kink, “questionable scoops”, poppers, role play… You name it…
Case in point: Check out what happens when an unsuspecting meteorologist’s anus becomes pelican chum…
I have to admit, my favorite part is how the pelican has to be dragged away from the dude’s ass by its handler and and it gets SO totally pissed off that she’s cock-blocking…
Enjoy!
"I threw my grandma out the window cuz she's ugly..."
Look, there was a blizzard here in New York City…
Some of you will have to brave the elements, and some of you probably don’t live in New York anyway… Which for some reason strikes me as very strange.
Nonetheless, cozy up to this video… I didn’t want to think it was funny, but to be perfectly honest, I’m pretty sure I fell in love at “My name’s Katrina. I’m 15 years old and I don’t give a fuck…”
"Hey! Aren't you HitDanBack!?"
Today might be a slow day for you…
Often times, I feel like a good scare can rejuvenate and inspire.
That being said, why are bathroom mirrors so scary? If you know, tell me…
Sometimes when I close my own bathroom mirror, I get the shit scared out of me because my boyfriend is just standing there in his mechanic’s uniform, covered in gore… with an enormous bag of laundry that needs to be dropped off…
… which totally makes me insane because lord knows that ain’t my blood…
Ugh… ENJOY!
(Via FourFour)
Please help rebuild Haiti...
I don’t think that any of us can truly understand the depths of the devastation in Haiti…
As shocking as television and news images are, they’re really just the tip of the iceberg of the all-encompassing tragedy of Port-Au-Prince…
The email below found its way to HitDanBack through an old friend, direct from Haiti, only a couple of days ago…
“Traveling deep into port au prince. It Is AWFUL….
The non government agencies are operating SOLO, no help. The Haitian government, non-existent. This is a horrific tragedy, I cannot believe what I’m seeing and the lack of help, the willingness to let people die and the way the media is not showing the truth.
I’m with two US medic friends in a church, waiting for New York Presbyterian team to get to me from Santo Domingo and in the meantime they’re working with French doctors, with NO help from anyone doing surgeries on people. They fixed a femur, re-attached the scalp on a woman, all on their own, in the open air, incredible stuff.
What have we become???? How did we let things get this bad??? I’m shocked.
- People have food, people have water, but they need medicine, doctors, and nurses! Lots and lots of nurses! If you know any nurses, tell them to run the word, Haiti needs nurses by the plane load…”
Giving from your pocket is wonderful, but if you have the skills and training to help medical teams save lives, your presence will help repair Haiti in the most vital way…
Haiti desperately needs nurses to volunteer through their Red Cross or partners in health…
Please repost this letter and spread the word to everyone you know (especially health professionals) to keep help coming. xo
It really is...
Don’t hate me because I bring you works of genius from New York City’s subway system…
Yeah, they're named after Barbie's man...
Every once in a while, HitDanBack becomes so obsessed with a piece of fashion that he feels it’s his public duty, as a flamboyant homosexual, to share it with the people.
Enter Ruthie Davis…
Put it this way, if Barbarella, David Bowie, and Tina Turner spliced their DNA with a stiletto, you’d have Ruthie’s armada of shoes.
Take a gander…
You’ll be in fabulous company. The likes of Beyonce (with Ruthie), Leighton Meester, Katy Perry, and Kim Kardashian… All pictured in Ruthie’s shoes. You’ll thank me.
Click here for more Ruthie Davis!