Meet "Dr. Spike"...

Yes! It’s here!

We told you to look out for Ruthie’s premiere handbag!

Every once in a while, HitDanBack becomes so obsessed with a piece of fashion that he feels it’s his public duty to share it with the people.

Cue RUTHIE DAVIS…

You’ll be in fabulous company…

The likes of BEYONCE (with Ruthie), Miley Cyrus, LEIGHTON MEESTER, KATY PERRY, and KIM KARDASHIAN… All pictured in Ruthie’s shoes.

And now, we’re thrilled to report that RUTHIE’S first handbag ever, “Doctor Spike” is available exclusively on shop.HitDanBack.com!

Only twenty bags have been made…

And you can’t have BEYONCE’S…

Buy now, or forever hold your chic!

xoxo!

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"I've got a really good idea..."

Here’s a video of China’s brand new theme park…

Creator, Cheng Mingjing built it in order to form a safe, happy environment for “little people”…

Obviously, “Human Rights” fall just below “Creating food that doesn’t give Dan an intense case of “the trots”" in China’s list of priorities…

Enjoy:

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*wink*

I mean, I’d never heard of “FAS” before…

Obviously, when taken in the context of Madonna speaking with a Cockney accent, I just thought it stood for “Fucking Affected Speech“…

But, apparently, “Foreign Accent Syndrome” is a real thing…

Or even if it’s not a real thing, I’ll still treat it like a real thing because Good Golly Miss Molly, is it me or is Sanjay Gupta looking good enough to eat, lately!?

Rowrrrrrr!

Enjoy…

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"Grandma knows I'm a star..."

Take a look at this video.

I think you’ll like it…

Zaylee Jean, whose parents are obviously taking advantage of 4/20 because they named their daughter fucking ZAYLEE JEAN, loves cooking…

No, seriously, she’s got what I like to call “The X-Factor”…

Well, “The X-Factor” and probably chicken pox…

Contagium or not, I’d watch her over stupid-ass, hoarse-voice Rachel Ray any day…

Enjoy!

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"Use it or lose it..."

Here’s a video that really inspires me to stop going to the gym. I figure if Estelle Getty can coach me through my later years, then I can put fitness off for about another 40 years or so…

I imagine Estelle taught these workouts in between takes with Bea and the gang. Although, Betty White has given up on the workouts…but you can reach the French hottie on her home line…

Enjoy:

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"Kinda Italian lookin..."

Having not done Chat Roulette personally, I can’t really vouch for what’s so great about it…

I suppose if letting strangers enter your bedroom is cool these days, then Dan was really onto something all along…

Check out this awesome video of some sort of musical theater geek serenading all the random creeps he runs into on ChatRoulette.com…

It’s actually totally awesome:

"Well, I see something BIG in your future..."

Take a look at this video of a master-psychic at work…

Most of the time I dont’ think I believe in psychics, but somehow I feel like this woman knows what she’s doing…

And when I say “knows what she’s doing”, I mean that when she looks into her crystal ball, she sees penises…

Enjoy!

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(Model: CJ Richards)

Look, I’m not one to be a lapdog to fashion…

On the other hand, I can tell that Michael Bastian is really onto something special with his collection for GANT…

And when I say “something special”, I mean that I had to type this hanging upside down from a chin-up bar because my computer kept bouncing off my lap…

Enjoy!

Sure, I'll take a house...

Here’s a before and after photo of America’s Next Top Model winner, Yoanna House’s transformation over the past six years…

You might remember Yoanna because it was difficult for her to win the competition because she used to be fat and had lots of acne.

Although, in the end, she turned it out (after suffering a broken shoe and flabby arms) during a DSquared fashion show and creamed Mercedes, her balding competitor, who had lupus…

Anyhoo, now Yoanna looks like hot Jersey Shore trash…

More importantly, though…

HER FUCKING NAME IS PRONOUNCED, “You Wanna House” !!!

Anyway, let’s all live in the glorious past for exactly 2:40…

"Huh.." ... "Huh?"

Someone found these fish scaring the shit out of some plankton about 20 miles below the ocean’s surface…

Obviously, the fish in the front is a major pain in the ass, but I can’t believe how amazingly diverse nature is…

Anyhoo, if you need me, I’ll be around the house, soldering the faucets shut and putting all of my bathing suits on eBay…