"Kinda Italian lookin..."
Having not done Chat Roulette personally, I can’t really vouch for what’s so great about it…
I suppose if letting strangers enter your bedroom is cool these days, then Dan was really onto something all along…
Check out this awesome video of some sort of musical theater geek serenading all the random creeps he runs into on ChatRoulette.com…
It’s actually totally awesome:
"Well, I see something BIG in your future..."
Take a look at this video of a master-psychic at work…
Most of the time I dont’ think I believe in psychics, but somehow I feel like this woman knows what she’s doing…
And when I say “knows what she’s doing”, I mean that when she looks into her crystal ball, she sees penises…
Enjoy!
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(Model: CJ Richards)
Look, I’m not one to be a lapdog to fashion…
On the other hand, I can tell that Michael Bastian is really onto something special with his collection for GANT…
And when I say “something special”, I mean that I had to type this hanging upside down from a chin-up bar because my computer kept bouncing off my lap…
Enjoy!
Sure, I'll take a house...
Here’s a before and after photo of America’s Next Top Model winner, Yoanna House’s transformation over the past six years…
You might remember Yoanna because it was difficult for her to win the competition because she used to be fat and had lots of acne.
Although, in the end, she turned it out (after suffering a broken shoe and flabby arms) during a DSquared fashion show and creamed Mercedes, her balding competitor, who had lupus…
Anyhoo, now Yoanna looks like hot Jersey Shore trash…
More importantly, though…
HER FUCKING NAME IS PRONOUNCED, “You Wanna House” !!!
Anyway, let’s all live in the glorious past for exactly 2:40…
"Huh.." ... "Huh?"
Someone found these fish scaring the shit out of some plankton about 20 miles below the ocean’s surface…
Obviously, the fish in the front is a major pain in the ass, but I can’t believe how amazingly diverse nature is…
Anyhoo, if you need me, I’ll be around the house, soldering the faucets shut and putting all of my bathing suits on eBay…