Mad as heck!

Hey guys! Remember when I posted yesterday about Buffy The Vampire Slayer / Bones star, David Boreanaz cheating on his wife? Sure you do!

Well, I got lots and lots of emails about it… It seems as if some of his fans are unhappy with what I reported… which I regret… a lot… Even though, the story is 100% true.

However, as I sift through the concerned, irritated emails that I received, one seems to stand out and it comes to me all the way from Quilton, Australia!

Take a look, it’s short, but sweet:

“Dan-

You are a retard. If you actually believe this bullshit, you’ll be stuck in a mental asylum – no, not Zack’s, either. Because you fail too much for that.

- Demily”

Bing-Bong! Yeah, I’m guessing that was some sort of whacki-tabacki “Bones” reference or something…

Anyhoo, “Demily” I’m due back on planet fucking earth in a about 13 seconds, so um… Thanks for reading HitDanBack!

And per that “other” portion of the email you sent me (which I chose not to publish), this is a letter from me to you…

“Demily-

Thanks for attaching the video (see below) of us, I totally didn’t remember that we had met. But after reliving our time together, of course I remember you! How could I forget?

Incidentally, no, I’ve never seen a rash quite like that… at all, ever in my life. I have no idea if Valtrex can be used internally. And no, I don’t think it’s normal (even in Australia) to kiss your father with tongue…

-Dan”

See guys? It’s important to be sensitive and patient with whackadoo lunatic assholes!

Check out the below video of me, burying the hatchet and shaking my tush with “Demily”… xo