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VIDEO: Genius… That’s All…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

"Bladablahblahhh"

"Bladablahblahhh"

Ok, look…

I don’t care if you hate gorgeous Britney’s guts.

I don’t care if you “don’t get” performance art.

This video, by performance artist Erin Markey is the funniest goddamned fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

If you only start watching at 1:10 and go through the end, you should see the glimmer of pure brilliance that has touched my soul.

And, perhaps, my “nether regions”…

Enjoy:

(Via OMG! Blog)

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Gwyneth Paltrow Recorded A Country Song…

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
"Who wants flounder!!?"

"Who wants flounder!!?"

Here’s a video I think you might like of Gwyneth Paltrow gracing an us with her vocal stylings…

That’s right, she’s at it again…

Check out a rare recording of Gwynnie blowing country-themed fart bubbles into a microphone…

As I watched the video below many thoughts raced through my head…

At the top of the list was that I’m surprised Loretta Lynn didn’t just walk right up on stage in front of everyone in the audience and shoot Gwyneth in the head…

Enjoy this now:

Wow!

One time I went to Gwyneth’s house for dinner in the West Village, except she wasn’t there, but I knew the person that was housesitting for her… Obviously.

You know what her house was filled with?

I’ll let you guess.

Take your time…

Oh, I’ll tell you.

It was filled with pictures of GWYNETH PALTROW AND OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE… and that’s it.

I also excused myself to the ladies room and looked through her underwear drawer (which had an odor) and then I found her Oscar being used as a bookend.

Then, I peed on her toilet-seat, a little.

The End.

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VIDEO: Pigeons Take Revenge On “Kings Of Leon”…

Monday, July 26th, 2010

"BIRDS!"

This might date me a little bit…

But, I was relatively sure that “The Kings of Leon” were a made up band that the kids on the new “Beverly Hills 90210″ went to go see when their parents thought they were studying…

That’s all probably still true, except this is episode where a group of renegade pigeons shit all over those assholes until they surrender in the name of “Brenda Walsh“.

Enjoy:

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First Listen: “Ace of Base” Has A New Song!!!

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Uh... YES, please...

Uh... YES, please...

I know…

I can’t even nearly believe it either…

If there’s a Patron Saint of gays who love 90s music, he’s smiling down upon us right now…

And when I say “smiling”, I mean “shaking pink glitter down from heaven, while doing the worm in a floral-print babydoll dress”…

Here’s a snippet from “All For You“, Ace of Base’s first new single in fifteen years!

Enjoy:

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VIDEO: Burly Men Dancing To Burt Bacharach…

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Butch.

Butch.

I like this video because at some point in the recent past, I started to think a beard was attractive…

Another reason I like this video is because I’m gay.

You might be also.

If you’re not, someone should nickname you “unicorn” next time you log on here…

It’s all about the guy in the black t-shirt…

Email the site please, sir…

Enjoy:

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