"Hey, babe!"
Um.
Please watch Sammy Davis Jr. belt out his Rat Pack-esque version of “And I Am Telling You“, from Dreamgirls on some 70’s telethon…
There are lots of weird things about this video.
One of them is the fact that Sammy holds the song’s final note for 40 seconds…
Another is that he dedicates this rendition to “Frances Sinatra”…
Anyhoo:
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"Oy!" ... "Vey!"
Um…
If you have anything that you always wanted to say to Robert Pattinson, you should probably go ahead and say it now…
Bitch is about to “disappear” in about 25 minutes because he got all pissed that Courtney Love said he wasn’t right to play Kurt Cobain in some sort of biopic…
Annnnnnnd then he called her “a dick”…
Which is probably the most awesome death warrant ever…
Rob told The Daily Mirror:
“Sometimes these things just appear. I love Nirvana, but I love them a bit too much – I’d be embarrassed. And you see all these comments, like from Courtney Love, saying ’What the fuck! He’s totally wrong for it’, and I’m like, ’I fucking said no, you dick!’ I didn’t get offered it. For one thing, I’m too tall, and I can’t sing like him, I’m nothing like him!’ It’s ridiculous.”
Uh.
I mean, what are the chances that Courtney won’t kidnap and dismember Rob himself, every Twilight cast member, Stephenie Meyer herself, relative of staff member, janitor on-set, mail person, restroom attendant, and fan as soon as her bedsores heal.
It’d be hard to pin it on her though… if it weren’t for the surveillance tape of a MYSTERIOUS, BLONDE SMOKING DINOSAUR hopping into Billy Corgan’s maudlin getaway vehicle.
Ah! Foiled again, Love…
The End.
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holy.fuck.
Noway, Jose…
Here’s a photograph or some sort of titanium etching of Lil’ Kim’s face yesterday while she was blowing a milkshake in front of a camera…
Seriously, I love an scrapper but I’m pretty sure it’s time to crack a champagne bottle… because this ship has fucking sailed, guys…
In terms of not looking like a human being, I’d go ahead and say that Lil’ Kim probably passed the point of no return about 6 years ago…
Well, she passed it on some sort of personalized jet-pack, then put it in clutch, and hauled-ass through the space-time continuum… with her head sticking out the fucking window…
The End.
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"Breasts? ... Check."
Uh…
I think might be a couple of years old, but someone leaked it today…
You know, because Lindsay’s going to prison.
Anyhoo, “Too Young To Die” was produced by JR Rotem who worked on Britney Spears‘s album Blackout, and also had sex with Britney, afterwards…
Oh, also listen for Brit-Brit singing background vocals…
Weird…
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