Politics Archive

Anti-Abortion Ads To Terrorize NYC Subway Stations!

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010
Wait... For free!?

Wait... For free!?

Starting this week, the New York City subway system will be flooded with a massive anti-abortion ad campaign…

The 2,000 ads, which subway travelers will see in nearly every subway station beginning tomorrow, depict either a woman saying, “I thought life would be the way it was before,” or a man saying, “I often wonder if there was something I could have done to help her.”

The ads haven’t been unveiled yet, but they’re already stirring up controversy, particularly from pro-choice organizations… and sassy homosexuals with blogs…

“The campaign suggests that feelings of sadness and self-harm are the universal experiences for someone who had an abortion,” said Samantha Levine of NARAL Pro-Choice New York. “And there’s no evidence to suggest that that’s true.”

Yeah, that’s total bullshit, but free speech is free speech…

In my humble opinion, the MTA should counter the anti-abortion ads with this photo of Lindsay Lohan riding the NYC Subway system, brandishing the warning:

“Look how fucked your kid could turn out… Think about it…”

Phew… I get chills…

Click here to email the MTA and tell them that public subways aren’t the place to push your personal values on other people…

Well, unless you’re “Montgomery Moose-Knuckle“…

Nobody minds him…

(Thanks, A-Rich for the tip!)

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VIDEO: Bill Maher On Sarah Palin’s Palm-Written Notes…

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Oh, hey Bill... Sure, Id love to dance with you!

"Oh, hey Bill... Sure, I'd love to dance with you!"

If Bill Maher and I were at a fancy ball together, I think I’d approach him…

I’d probably be a little nervous because rumor is that he’s not a homosexual

But, I’d still present myself to him in a seductive manner and ask him to join me in an elegant Waltz through the lavishly decorated ballroom…

Also, prior to approaching Bill, I would have paid the bandleader to transform the Waltz into The Lambada without warning, about 30 seconds in… and then have it evolve into The Pile-Driver shortly thereafter…

Anyhoo, here’s Bill addressing some dolt politician from Tennessee’s campaign, which uses Sarah Palin’s illiteracy as a strategy…

Enjoy:

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Anti-Gay Republican Senator Busted Leaving Gay Bar… SURPRISE!

Thursday, March 4th, 2010
"Bossy Bottom"

"Bossy Bottom"

You won’t believe this…

But, a homophobic, anti-gay Senator decided to get all hopped up, hit his favorite gay bar, then fall asleep at the wheel on his way home…

I know, shocking…

CBS reports:

“A state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving Faces, a gay nightclub in midtown Sacramento, early Wednesday morning.

The California Highway Patrol pulled over Senator Roy Ashburn at 2:00 a.m. Wednesday after an officer noticed a black Chevy Tahoe swerving at 13th and L Streets.

Ashburn, a father of four, is a Republican Senator representing parts of Kern, Tulare and San Bernardino Counties with a history of opposing gay rights.

When the officer stopped the state-issued vehicle, the driver identified himself as Senator Ashburn. He was arrested without incident and charged with two misdemeanors: driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol level higher than .08% or higher.”

Wow, this must have been a pretty trying night for the cop who pulled Senator Ashburn over… I’d imaging their interaction probably sounded something like this:

Cop: “Senator Ashburn, did you know you just swerved off the road and directly into a gay pornography store?”

Sen. Ashburn: “Well, that’s odd… And how did this gay adult video get in here? My oh my…”

Cop:“Have you been drinking tonight?”

Sen. Ashburn: “I had a few cosmopolitans at “Faces“… But, just for research…”

Cop: “Ok. Can you give me your license and registration and turn off the stereo, please?”

Sen. Ashburn: “Not until the finale… Haven’t you ever heard Ms. Patti Lupone’s live recording of “I Dreamed A Dream” from Les Miz? Huh-neyyy… Uh-uh… Girrrrrl…”

The End.

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VIDEO: Jon Stewart Gives FOX A Heinous Verbal Wedgie…

Thursday, March 4th, 2010
Oddly hot...

Oddly hot...

Look, it’s totally possible that Jon Stewart is the coolest dude on the planet…

Sometimes, I like to imagine that he and I are in high school together and we’re a couple.

If that were the case, after watching this clip where he rips FOX News a new anus (and then bleaches it), I’d probably be willing to take our relationship to the next level, and “go all the way”…

Enjoy:

www.thedailyshow.com
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Heather Graham Is Still Hot… Oh, And So Is The Public Option…

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Fountain of youth?

Fountain of youth?

Does anyone know how old Heather Graham is at this point? Because holy moly, she looks am-a-zing…

That being said, I’m gay.

That being said, I have to COBRA health insurance and every day I text Jesus to needle him about the public option…

Thank goodness MoveOn.org found a better way to get the word out…

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VIDEO: Dick Cheney Wants “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Repealed!

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Bzzzzzzjjjjjjap Gayzzzzz

"Bzzzzzzjjap Gayzzzzz"

What a surprise!

Dick Cheney has come out in support of the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell…

When asked about his position on gays concealing their sexuality while serving in the armed forces, Cheney said:

“I think that society has moved on. It’s partly a generational question.”

Whoah! Too bad he couldn’t get it together to utter those words when he was the Vice President or the fucking Secretary of Defense…

Anyhoo, shortly thereafter, Dick , in what seemed a non sequitur, added:

“Luke, I am your father…”

Ooooh… Burn!

Check it out:

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VIDEO: New Hampshire Rep. Nancy Elliott On Gay Marriage… And “Penises In Rectums”…

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Obviously, this is Billy, not Nancy Elliott... Its my blog and Ill look at what I wanna look at...

Obviously, this is "Billy", not "Nancy" Elliott... It's my blog and I'll look at what I wanna look at...

Something’s brewing in New Hampshire…

And by “something”, I mean to say that New Hampshire’s Republican state representative, Nancy Elliott is concerned about the way fifth graders think about anal sex… No, really.

On Tuesday, she spoke to colleagues on the Judiciary Committee about HB 1590, a GOP-led effort to repeal the state’s gay marriage law. In voicing her support for the bill, she decided to describe what happens when two grown-ass men decide to “get right” with on another… and eventually decides that:

“taking the penis of one man and putting in the rectum … and wiggling it around in excrement”

totally isn’t her thing…

Because, obviously, Nancy’s into latex-kink, bondage fantasy role-play, and Jewish holiday based water sports…

Please pay special attention to the poor woman to the right of Nancy who’s obviously thinking “I mean, I don’t mind a little light anal…” and the person in the audience with the nervous “sodomy makes me tingle” cough…

Enjoy:

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A Little Perspective On Marriage… Bible Style…

Friday, February 12th, 2010
Mmmmhm... Don't even get me started on Carrie Prejean...

Mmmmhm...

Two words: Carrie Prejean…


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Bill Clinton Hospitalized!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Love...

Love...

Former President Bill Clinton has been taken to the hospital.

Clinton is being treated at New York Presbyterian Hospital for something related to his heart, most likely a stent, according to ABC News.

This is upsetting… Especially considering that (and I won’t even say the words) but if anything happens to Bill Clinton before I get to “sample the goods“… So, help me god…

UPDATE: Bill received two stents in his coronary artery and is doing just fine… Phew!

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VIDEO: Betty White Trashes Sarah Palin…

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Take it...

Take it...

Oh, Jesus Christ, as if any of us needed one more reason to love Betty White…

Here’s a clip of Betty on Craig Ferguson from just before the elections…

See what she had to say about John McCain, Sarah Palin, and President Obama…

Pure, unadulterated brilliance.

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