"Snooki!?"
Um.
President Obama appeared on “The View” this morning…
Which depresses the fuck out of me…
Look, I love me some Barack, but I just don’t get it…
Maybe it’s just that I think “The View” sucks so badly…
I’d prefer he made a guest appearance on “Yo Gabba Gabba!“…
Am I the only one?
Check it out:
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Zach Galif^absudk**nfd+sfdgkf_jdbgskis
I’m not sure why I’m stalking Funny or Die lately…
But, I’m relatively positive that if Funny or Die had a penis (even a tiny, baby carrot penis), it’d be perfect.
Please watch Michael Cera guest star on Zach Galifianakis’ show “Between Two Ferns”…
It’s brilliant.
Also, don’t ever, ever try to spell Zach Galifianakis’ last name because it’ll make your eyes bleed…
If you don’t have a lot of time, please just watch from around 2:20…
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Yes, please.
Um…
Every once in a while, a company comes along that is just so totally right on and amazingly chic that it deserves its own post. No, really.
I’m in love with Green with Glamour…
Straight up.
Apparently, so is Bones star, Emily Deschanel (sister of Zooey Deschanel)…
Honestly, it’s Eco-Chic and totally brilliant.
In fact, I challenge you to name one other site that will dress and accessorize you impeccably, decorate your digs, save the earth, and restore your karma in one fell swoop!
I love these girls and so will you!
Check out Green with Glamour online immediately and remain one of my friends.
*** Eh-hem. Incidentally, if any of you are of the mind to purchase me a gift, PURE by Ami McKay’s Cyrilla Daybed in Charcoal would be a dream come true.
xo
The End.
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YES!
Whoah, this is pretty awesome!
Constance Mc Millen, the girl who sued her Mississippi school district over its ban of same-sex prom dates has accepted an offer to settle her suit!
American Civil Liberties Union attorneys representing Constance have filed notice in U.S. District Court to accept a judgment offer from the Itawamba County School District to pay $35,000, plus attorney’s fees.
Okay!?
As part of the agreement, the school district says it will follow a policy not to discriminate based on sexual orientation and gender identity in any educational or extracurricular activities.
The ACLU says the case is also precedent-setting because the district is the first of its kind in Mississippi to ever implement a policy banning discrimination and harassment on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity.
Nice job, Constance…
Honey, you go ahead and throw your own fantastic $35K lesbian prom!
In the meantime, I’ll be in touch with the ACLU to see if it’s possible to sue my high school for forcibly implanting in my head that “Tevas” were acceptable footwear…
I’ll forgive, but I’ll never forget…
The End.
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"Nuh huh huh bee bop boo!"
Um.
Obviously, as a prominent, glittering member of the homosexual community, I’m perpetually shooting diamond-encrusted spitballs at homophobic bigots…
On the other hand, there’s a moment when someone’s unimaginable stupidity melds with their inordinate craziness to form an unstoppable critical mass of pure, Grade-A terd, that always seems to hit me right in the funny-bone…
So is the case with people who speak in tongues…
Please watch this video of some fucking idiot pastor in Rhode Island, whose got a whole lot of “Brrrrapuh Puh Puh Gala Baba Nanana” to share with you…
I like how this dude thinks he’s helping the cause against Gay Marriage…
Enjoy:
(Via OMG! Blog)
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