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Lots Of Hot Dudes Are Going To Greece…

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010
Γαμώτο, ναι!

Γαμώτο, ναι!

I’m not sure if you knew this, but I was a Classical Civilizations minor in college…

I know…

You can’t believe I went to college, but it’s true…

One thing that captivated me about Ancient Greece was the fact that there always seemed to be a wealth super hot dudes who had no qualms about getting naked and playing a spirited game of “leapfrog“…

That being said, I hear the weather and scenery are also totally ideal…

Anyhoo, Steele Travel (which happens to be owned by this guy, just to sweeten the deal), is offering a trip to Mykonos that allows you to stay here, and play all the same-sex leapfrog you want…

Which (according to my demographics) should seem like a fantastic situation for about 65% of HitDanBack readers…

That being said, you should book your reservation now because if you don’t, and you miss the deadline, you’ll have to live the rest of your life knowing that someone else is married to your Greek husband…

Do it.

xo

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Posted by dan at 7/31/2010 12:47PM Add Comment

Eli Roth’s “The Last Exorcism” Looks Creepy As Hell…

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
HOT...

HOT...

I love it when people talk about demonic possession…

I do!

You know, because one day you’ve got a shitty attitude and don’t feel like going to church, and the next, some priest is throwing you across the room, slapping your across the face, and screaming at you in Latin…

Well, luckily, thanks to Eli Roth, we can all skip that whole cumbersome exorcism and diagnose ourselves at home with this weird dummy site he set up to hype his new movie!

Thanks to “The Church of St. Marks“, you can quickly, yet accurately pinpoint the demon that afflicts you, with the help of highly esoteric questions like:

Do you watch excessive amounts of television?

Do you spend inordinate amount of time on the internet/computer?

Do you seem obsessed with sex and/or pornography?

Yes?

I thought so…

You’re possessed.

And, conversely, I’d also like to get to know you better…

Oh, also, here’s the freaky-ass trailer for Eli Roth’s new movie, “The Last Exorcism“:

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Posted by dan at 7/31/2010 12:14PM Add Comment

Some People Think About “Fonts”…

Friday, July 23rd, 2010
Okay!?

Okay!?

When I was in middle school, I thought it’d be cool to read “Misery“, by Stephen King…

You know, just because this one cute dude in my class liked it…

Anyhoo, I got through the first 200 pgs, and the only thing I remember about it is that the dude who was stuck in the bed kept thinking that “thirsty” and “painful” were like horses neck-in-neck in a race to see which horrible feeling could be dominant in his brain…

I feel similarly about this photograph, except this horse race is between, “sort of amusing” and “fucking nerdy assholes who think about fonts“…

The End.

(Via OMG! Blog)

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Posted by dan at 7/31/2010 12:16PM Add Comment

Angelina Jolie’s Arms… The Answer Is No…

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
holy.fucking.shit.

holy.fucking.shit.

Uh.

I know a lot of people out there think Angelina Jolie is beautiful, but you’re obviously ignoring that fact that she’s eery as all fuck…

If you can manage to look at her science fiction arms for 3 minutes without projectile vomiting, you deserve a Purple Heart…

In that vein:

RING*RING*RING

JENNIFER ANISTON: “Hello?”

ANGELINA JOLIE: “Hey, bitch, I just sent you a check…”

JENNIFER ANISTON: “Who the fuck is this? Angelina!?”

ANGELINA JOLIE: “Yeah, I didn’t want you to go broke trying to erase your fucking chin from your next shitty movie…”

JENNIFER ANISTON: “Go fuck yourself, lesbo…”

ANGELINA JOLIE: “Why fuck myself, when I can fuck Brad…?”

JENNIFER ANISTON: “Well, that must be a welcomed change from your BROTHER…”

ANGELINA JOLIE: “Well, at least I have my children…”

JENNIFER ANISTON: “Keep telling yourself that, you veiny bitch…Oh, and good luck with your new film.. What’s it called? “Slut?”

CLICK…

The End.

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Posted by dan at 7/31/2010 3:31PM Add Comment

VIDEO: So Hateful, Yet So Amusing…

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

"Nuh huh huh bee bop boo!"

"Nuh huh huh bee bop boo!"

Um.

Obviously, as a prominent, glittering member of the homosexual community, I’m perpetually shooting diamond-encrusted spitballs at homophobic bigots…

On the other hand, there’s a moment when someone’s unimaginable stupidity melds with their inordinate craziness to form an unstoppable critical mass of pure, Grade-A terd, that always seems to hit me right in the funny-bone…

So is the case with people who speak in tongues…

Please watch this video of some fucking idiot pastor in Rhode Island, whose got a whole lot of “Brrrrapuh Puh Puh Gala Baba Nanana” to share with you…

I like how this dude thinks he’s helping the cause against Gay Marriage…

Enjoy:

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