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VIDEO: Swedish Cops Have “The Moves”…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Scary?

Scary?

I like the way this Swedish police officer shakes his meatballs…

A lot.

There’s just something about a man in a police uniform that’s exciting.

Maybe, it’s that he could either just keep shaking his ass, or arrest you…

One time, I hired a male stripper that was dressed as a cop for my friend’s birthday party.

It was kind of weird because, even after he was naked, he still wouldn’t drop the whole “cop” persona.

Like, he kept telling us that he’d have to “take us in for questioning” and stuff…

Which, to be honest, ruined his appeal slightly.

We don’t have to worry about that here, because this dude probably can’t speak english for shit…

Enjoy:

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VIDEO: Genius… That’s All…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

"Bladablahblahhh"

"Bladablahblahhh"

Ok, look…

I don’t care if you hate gorgeous Britney’s guts.

I don’t care if you “don’t get” performance art.

This video, by performance artist Erin Markey is the funniest goddamned fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

If you only start watching at 1:10 and go through the end, you should see the glimmer of pure brilliance that has touched my soul.

And, perhaps, my “nether regions”…

Enjoy:

(Via OMG! Blog)

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VIDEO: This Cannot Be Real…

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

"Run and tell that! Homeboy..."

"Run and tell that! Homeboy..."

Uh.

This is a news story about a break-in and attempted rape.

It also happens to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

I know those two things don’t necessarily go hand-in-hand, but what can I say?

If you don’t think “Antoine Dodson” deserves an Oscar for his brilliant fucking portrayal of “Gay  &  Crazy”, you need to check yourself…

Immediately.

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VIDEO: If You Need To “Come Down” Off A Meth-High…

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

"Snooki!?"

"Snooki!?"

Um.

President Obama appeared on “The View” this morning…

Which depresses the fuck out of me…

Look, I love me some Barack, but I just don’t get it…

Maybe it’s just that I think “The View” sucks so badly…

I’d prefer he made a guest appearance on “Yo Gabba Gabba!“…

Am I the only one?

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VIDEO: Thank God For Michael Cera & Zach Galifianakis

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

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Zach Galif^absudk**nfd+sfdgkf_jdbgskis

I’m not sure why I’m stalking Funny or Die lately…

But, I’m relatively positive that if Funny or Die had a penis (even a tiny, baby carrot penis), it’d be perfect.

Please watch Michael Cera guest star on Zach Galifianakis’ show “Between Two Ferns”…

It’s brilliant.

Also, don’t ever, ever try to spell Zach Galifianakis’ last name because it’ll make your eyes bleed…

If you don’t have a lot of time, please just watch from around 2:20…

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