
"Um, she's driving..."
Yikes! Dennis Quaid got all crunk at Kim Kardashian’s birthday party in West Hollywood last night… which is totally fucking weird. What the hell was Dennis Quaid doing at Kim Kardashian’s birthday party? Was he babysitting?
Anyhoo, he got wassssted and then tried to drive home until a cop pulled him out of the car and warned him not to be like Mel Gibson! Lol! Good advice, officer.
According to TMZ:
“Dennis got behind the wheel of the car when a police car pulled up alongside side the actor’s car and urged the 55-year-old actor to not drive. According to TMZ, police repeatedly told the actor, “Get out of the car.” He reportedly responded to the officer, asking, “What do you want me to do?” The actor, his wife and friend then reportedly went back inside the restaurant and emerged a short time later to a waiting taxicab. The waiting paparazzi reportedly screamed, “You don’t want a DUI. You don’t want to end up like Mel Gibson.” Dennis reportedly laughed before getting into the cab and driving off.”
Ruh-roh! Check out the video:
Ha! Meanwhile, Dennis Quaid still looks like a pretty hot slice of ass. What does he have to be self-medicating about? He’s rich, famous, handsome, has a young wife… Oh… Wait a minute. Hm.
And an ex wife whose fucking surged out face probably haunts his dreams… God knows he probably would have smashed his car into a building trying to get Meg Ryan off his brain…
Tags: Dennis Quaid, Kim Kardashian, Meg Ryan, Mel Gibson

You are a total twat. Exactly WTF does meg ryan have to do with cradle robbing coke fiend loser Quaid. They’ve been divorced 4ever.
And as for your comment about who looks–I guess 2 gallons of grecian formula does it for ya, huh. The guy is just greasy looking if you ask me.