"Fucked!"
Guess what! David Hasselhoff attended Simon Cowell’s birthday party in London a few days ago… And he got drunk… Realllly drunk. But then he just kept drinking… for 3 days! No, seriously. Then his poor assistant had to tend to him at his hotel where he got even crunker and punched a doctor!
The Sun reports:
“On this occasion he became so drunk he wet his hotel bed – ruining two mattresses – and was becoming a real pain for staff. His assistant Joe Townley was so concerned he called out a doctor. David was furious and lashed out at him – but mistakenly hit the doctor. They decided they had no option but to lock him in the basement until an ambulance arrived.”
Number one, David Hasselhoff pissed the bed.
Number two, it was enough urine to ruin not one, but two mattresses.
Number three, he punched his doctor.
And number four, my personal favorite, they had to keep him in the fucking basement until an ambulance came! I’d say that pretty much wraps it up for me.
Well, pretty much… except for this:
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