Holy Mother of God...
Contrary to popular belief, Betty White will not be hosting SNL this weekend, because Jude Law’s doing the job with musical guest, Pearl Jam…
Look. We all know Jude Law probably has the heart of some sort of devious, blood-thirsty monster who traded their soul for Jude’s face (which seems like a fucking steal, by the way)…
But let’s be honest, I think most of us would pay good money to watch him eat lunch, or do Lord of the Dance, or crap his pants…
Or, in my case, seductively light a menorah… Don’t judge.
On that note, here are a few of his SNL promos for this weekend:
Holy shit, mama! Is it hot in here, or what?!
Oftentimes, I feel like it’s important to remember how ridiculously attractive Jude Law is…
In fact, that might be what this post is REALLY about…
So, therefore NYPD, try not to focus on the mysterious, flamboyant stalker who’s taken up residence in a tent outside the SNL studios at 30 Rock… and was previously investigated for humping a television in BestBuy that just happened to be playing a BluRay disc of Gattaca…
Yeah, how cares about him, anyway! Ha!
Hey, does anyone remember that scene in The Talented Mr. Ripley when Jude Law takes a bath? I sure do.
Yeah, that’s what this post is REALLY about… Read between the lines, people…
Tags: Betty White, Jude Law, SNL
