Mad as heck!
Hey guys! Remember when I posted yesterday about Buffy The Vampire Slayer / Bones star, David Boreanaz cheating on his wife? Sure you do!
Well, I got lots and lots of emails about it… It seems as if some of his fans are unhappy with what I reported… which I regret… a lot… Even though, the story is 100% true.
However, as I sift through the concerned, irritated emails that I received, one seems to stand out and it comes to me all the way from Quilton, Australia!
Take a look, it’s short, but sweet:
“Dan-
You are a retard. If you actually believe this bullshit, you’ll be stuck in a mental asylum – no, not Zack’s, either. Because you fail too much for that.
- Demily”
Bing-Bong! Yeah, I’m guessing that was some sort of whacki-tabacki “Bones” reference or something…
Anyhoo, “Demily” I’m due back on planet fucking earth in a about 13 seconds, so um… Thanks for reading HitDanBack!
And per that “other” portion of the email you sent me (which I chose not to publish), this is a letter from me to you…
“Demily-
Thanks for attaching the video (see below) of us, I totally didn’t remember that we had met. But after reliving our time together, of course I remember you! How could I forget?
Incidentally, no, I’ve never seen a rash quite like that… at all, ever in my life. I have no idea if Valtrex can be used internally. And no, I don’t think it’s normal (even in Australia) to kiss your father with tongue…
-Dan”
See guys? It’s important to be sensitive and patient with whackadoo lunatic assholes!
Check out the below video of me, burying the hatchet and shaking my tush with “Demily”… xo
Tags: David Boreanaz, Just Because
Demily wants to play the flute with d boreanaz. She just jealous it wasnt her!
I don’t believe this story and unlike Dan I actually had evidence to support me claim. Go here: http://rollergurl.wordpress.com/2009/10/22/david-boreanaz-isnt-cheating/ and see my analysis of it.
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