"F off, Dan!"
Grab your diapers. Yup… it happened. In New York… It really is THE CITY OF DREAMS!
Yesterday… HitDanBack met R-Patz. The thing is that I posted that video of those insane girls attacking him, but the truth is that when I encountered him right near NYU (my alma mater, thank you very much) at first I wasn’t sure if it was him, but then I realized that I too became a Pattinson-zombie… It was PHENOMENAL… My legs locked up and I’m pretty sure my eyes rolled back in my head… and I drooled… which was probably super attractive looking.
Anyhoo, here’s the deal. He’s actually pretty intense up-close and he was smoking! And I TOTALLY didn’t mind… Honestly, this dude could have been screaming and running at me with a chainsaw, shooting a machine gun and I still would have hugged him. Also I was half expecting him to say “Hay-Low” in that weird turn-of-the-century intonation that he uses in Twilight when Bella first talks to him in biology class. But instead I’m sure he was looking at me and contemplating a restraining order, which would have been a good idea in retrospect because I toootally went after him. Wanna know why? Because that’s how I roll…
So just when R-Patz thought it was safe to escape, I got him. Yes, I got him. So I said, “Robert, do you know who I am?” No, really. I swear to GAWD! And he was all “Errrrr, no man” with fear in his eyes… Also, yeah, he called me a “man”. Excuse me for a second while crack open a cold one and change the carburetor in my pick-up… Ok, so then I told him to read the site and he said he didn’t read gossip… So I said… “Well HitDanBack is different!!” And seriously he was almost running away from me at this point but managed to turn around and say “How is it different, man?” Also, “man” AGAIN!!?? So I said, “It’s different because I only write about two things… vampires and the Irish”…
Ok, so this was one of those moments where I actually tried to grab the words that came out of my mouth and furiously stuff them back in by making large netting motion with my shaking hands. He actually looked at me and laughed… Phew!
Anyway, after a few glorious, awkward seconds, he was off just as mysteriously as he had arrived.
Thank god this all happened because honestly, if I didn’t meet R-Patz soon, I’d never be able to show my face on the internet again!
Seriously, all you crazed teenage girls, you might be onto something here.
Hay-Low!?!
Tags: HitDanBack, Robert Pattinson, Twilight
HAY LOW!!!! HAY LOW!!!!
Doretina is sooo cool…. and beautiful and smart and her brother will KISS YOU
HILARIOUS! I saw Rob P BEFORE I saw Twilight at the Pali House in LA and I actually said to a friend, “Ugh… is that the kid from that Vampire movie?” And now, post-Twilight… I’m pretty sure I would throw my arms around his leg and beg him to drag me anywhere.
And um… “Vampires and the Irish”? Brilliant!
LOVVVVVVVE that ur the ONE who recorded this video. AMAZING!
OMG. You’re worse than a teenage girl!
You are too damn funny! And I’m sure there is a restraining order being put together as we speak…
XOXOXOXO
hold the f up… YOU EXCHANGED BBM PINS?? no wtfkn way! ps. you’re awesome.
Hahaha i love it when he says ‘hay low’ in Twilight
lol at the fact he kept calling you man. Eww he is always seen smoking! Almost all his co stars smoke. Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, Kellan Lutz and Peter Facinelli. Soon we will see Dakota Fanning smoking a joint with Kristen. Lol jokes just saying :p
I loved the way you wrote this. Humorous and out there!
I said cuddle not kiss ;€
LMAO….”Man” you were officially dazzled!
I am surprised our boy had time to think up so many words while in your gorgeous presence. You know “MAN,” I’m surprised he isn’t blogging about the encounter as we speak, I mean “Hay-low….you are HitDanBack!”
*Giggles n’ Grins*
Kisses Kimber
HA HA. too funny!!!
Fark you’re funny. Loved reading this!! What’s your username on twitter? you should give us some updates there too.
This is hysterical! gotta love R-Patz…
This is hysterical! gotta love R-Patz…Dan i definitely relate to the whole freezing up and drooling situation lol im 24 years old and when i went to the filming on the 15th i was like i’ll be able to handle myself better than these crazed teens but seeing him in person is definitely intense lol so i completely understand what your saying…your awesome by the way i havent laughed this much at a blog in a really long time…we should hang out and go r-patz sighting lol!!
omg you’re hysterical! was he even more good-looking in person?
Grab your diapers…LMAO!!! Some may have needed a panty change. You are so lucky!
I’m a huge fan of Twilight and Rob and I have to say your article was hilarious one of the funnier Twilight/Rob ones. I look forward to more updates ! Videos please !!!
OMG, how funny was this. Bless your heart. If it is any consolation, he said in interview that he likes people who aren’t afraid to be themselves so he probably enjoyed meeting you. Thanks for sharing this with us. The image of you trying to force the words back in your mouth made me chuckle.
to f-n funny. you have a new fan.
I’ve never read your stuff before Dan, but saw it linked somewhere and dropped in. Are you, like so many others, name dropping Pattinson just to get hits? I haven’t read all the comments, but I’ve noticed fans elsewhere stating that Pattinson is always carrying his iPhone. I have a Blackberry, and bbms are only available on Blackberry, which means you couldn’t have exchanged bbms, nor would I think he’d want to with you. I don’t know if you’re going for humor (for which you have a terrible sense of one), or if you’re trying to pawn off your story as read, but either way, I want the last 5 minutes of my life back!
This was crazy behavior. He was much more polite to you than he could have been, further illustrating his awesomeness!
@Luxie Ryder, no way he enjoyed this interaction!!! You’d have to be an egomaniac to enjoy that kind of stuff!
Haha, I absolutely loved reading about your fan encounter. I am living vicariously through you now.
“Vampires and the Irish”? Brilliant!
Makes perfect sense to me!!!! Ummm, what’s a BBM pin? Do i really want to know?
Great piece
I loved it!! You are hilarious I will never be able to see the biology class scene the same way again…Rob was almost orgasmic with that “HAY-LOW”, Keep writing about him especially, Rob is addictive, I am having my daily dosis of him right now, but it was really funny this time. THANKS!!!
Came over from Robsessed…..Luuuuurve your blog!!!!
@jess
He laughed so I guess he found it funny. Laughing usually indicates enjoyment, doesn’t it? You don’t need to be an egomaniac to find something amusing
I love your writing style, funny, witty and smart enough…especially getting Rob to respond, brilliant. I’m hooked. BTW, what is BBM pins?
Dude you are very lucky I am Brazilian and did everything it finds Rob, I have the courage to lack is money to cross the Atlantic: (our He smiles at me is that I can jump on top of this man, wow! And next time you smell it and tells us if it stinks rsrsrs
hahaha, i burst out laughing when i read “vampires…and the irish” LOL. good for having the guts to actually talked to him.. i would have just gawked and not been able to form coherent sentences..
Read about your encounter on Robert Pattinson Daily blog. And now I am reading your site! Your appeal to the Gosselin kids is hilarious. Keep up the good work.
@Luxie Ryder, i think he’s laughing at, not with, this guy… and probably in fear too, a nervous laugh. at least, that is what i would do in this situation! but i guess we’ll never know. i think we can be certain, though, that he doesn’t enjoy people who gossip about him.
I literally could NOT stop laughing after you mentioned ‘HAY-LOW’!!! It’s become an inside joke for me and my sis since we first watched the movie. LMAO!! Dan you’re hilarious! Keep em comin!
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First of all, let it be known, Tommy Lee is not my type. I prefer a more “wholesome” man. But, he’s definitely got a ‘charisma’ that I can’t quite put my finger on… Also did you guys see his “Uncensored” movie with Pam Anderson? Honestly, no wonder Pam always looks so screwed up. I’m surprised she can even walk… because Tommy plans so many activities for them! Partying, making music, swimming, tanning, BOATING! Wow!Anyway, just two nights ago, I was rounding a corner near my sister’s new apartment and I see what looks like a scarecrow …
Omg! Your amazing you think you could give me his bbm! I am a huge fan!