
"Gimme a babyyyyyy..."
Here’s the cover of the new W Magazine which features cast mates and sometime ugly-bumpers, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler…
To be honest, I can’t actually be sure if that’s Gerard Butler because it seems as if W Magazine hired fucking Merlin to do their photo retouching (again)… But, let’s go with it anyway…
I’d imagine shooting this cover probably wasn’t easy…
Obviously, Jen had to be convinced to sit of Gerard’s lap, whilst also making some sort of “sexually aroused / tortured” hybrid of a face… This is the sort of thing that takes some finesse and cajoling…
I’d imagine it went something like this:
W Magazine: “Jen, can we get a shot of you sitting on Gerard’s lap?
Jennifer: “Yeah, I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that… Especially after all of my bad press with John Mayer…”
W Magazine: “Oh, no, totally… We get it… Although, you know…That’s how you make a baby… and sometimes, accidents happen…”
(Gerard is knocked unconscious with a breast-pump, thrown to the ground while Jen slams herself into his pelvis, clawing at the dirt, and howling…)
The End.
Tags: Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston, W Magazine

Looks beautifully shopped, doesn’t it?