"I mean... When I think about how lucky you guys are to have me..."
Jennifer Aniston decided to grace the people of Mexico with her 41st birthday celebration…
It probably sounds like I’m being sarcastic (which I am), but I’m actually just echoing Jen’s truly generous sentiment…
You know, the one where she inadvertently let’s it slip that she feels like Mexico’s a beach inhabited by peasants who are lucky to derive nutrients from consuming her caliente vaca tequila dingleberries…
Said “41 Candles Davis Jr.“:
“These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places. It sort of made sense to sort of say ‘Hey, let’s help out Mexico. Let’s shout out to these kids in Tijuana at El Faro and you know, have a big…that’s sort of our birthday celebration this year.”
Yeah, I’m sure the woman who makes 10 pesetas an hour to pluck Jen’s gray taint-hair is totalllly grateful for the extra cash…
I’d imagine that after a long day of saving Mexico, Jen probably curls up with a margarita and dials Brad Pitt to boast about her philanthropy… It probably goes something like this…
Jen: “Is Brad home yet?”
Angelina: “Who’s This?”
Jen: “Ummm, this is the woman who just saved the people of “Me-Hee-Coe”… Who’s this!?”
Angelina: “Angelina fucking Jolie! Is this you again, Jen!?”
Jen: “No! It’s not! Jennifer Aniston is HUGE star! She doesn’t have time to call you… on her 26th birthday! Oh! And YOUR LIPS make me throw up in my mouth a little…”
Angelina: “You’re pathetic and Brad told me your vagina feels like a zip-lock baggie full of mashed potatoes!”
Jen: “Oh really? Mashed potatoes… is that right? Well, I saw one of your babies on TELECARE eating a fucking GERBIL… I have to go save the world now. You should try it sometime… Click.”
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Mexico
you said “dingleberries”
you did.
don’t deny it.
Jenifer Aniston the perfume is headed to stores. It looks like you no longer have to be Brad Pitt to smell her scent…lol