God?
Well, if there was ever a place to find the lord… Well, besides prison, it’d probably have to be in the shitter… at Ikea… in Glasgow. What? Not what you were thinking? Get off your high horse! Ikea’s as good a place as any!
The Daily Telegraph reports:
“One shopper said: “It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood. ”I was only heading to the toilet and found God. ”My wife thought He looked like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings but it is definitely more like the Turin Shroud. ”It’s certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes.” In a further twist, Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA. A spokeswoman said: “Swedishness is engrained in every part of our stores.”"
Interesting, I’ve often found myself confused by the iconography of Jesus, Gandalf The Grey, and Benny from ABBA…
Happens to me all the time… but mostly with Mick Jagger, a bohemian “Ghoulie”, and this sassy batfish…
Tags: ABBA, Benny Anderson, Gandalf The Grey, Ghoulies, Jesus, Mick Jagger
