It's the eyes that getcha...
This is amazing…
Apparently, while times were good, Alex Baldwin had a portrait of himself painted for Kim Basinger as an anniversary gift…
But, now that Kim hates Alec’s guts, this priceless work of art showed up on eBay… for $200!
I swear to fucking god…
Its item description reads:
“Up for auction is this original portrait Alec Baldwin. This very large painting was commissioned by his brother Steven as a gift to Kim Basinger. Steven also had a painting of Kim done for Alec. Alec received this portrait (of himself) in the divorce. It has been in the family ever since.
“This painting was painted by the portrait artist Dean Hansford in 1991. IT MEASURES 58″ TALL BY 39 1/2″ . The striking graphic image of Mr. Baldwin once graced his wife’s wall. Now, it can be yours- the perfect centerpiece for your collection! We are starting the painting very reasonably to open up the bidding to more of Alec’s friend.”
Oh, I totally know what’s going to be the centerpiece of my collection…
Incidentally, also up for auction is this striking portrait of Kim Basinger herself…
This haunting likeness of Baldwin’s butch, future husband, “Dan“…
And this sweet piece of celebratory memorabilia of Kim and Alec’s daughter, Ireland Baldwin…
Tags: Alec Baldwin, HitDanBack, Ireland Baldwin, Kim Bassinger
Baldwin’s future husband and future wife, Heather, may have to fight this one out, ya hear?