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Holy Shnikees! I think we might have done ol’ Lohangers in! We hear she’s packing up shop (or what’s left it of after being robbed 35 times in the last 3 months) and moving to France! I swear! After her debut collection as “Artistic Advisor” at Emanuel Ungaro flopped, Lindsay has decided to dedicate herself to fashion… No… really.
She recently told a British interviewer:
“Life’s a little bit tragic, don’t you think? I never felt pushed into acting. Even thought it can get a bit monotonous always being on set. But the thing is, I never had acting lessons. I panic sometimes when I have a monologue to learn but then weirdly I look at the lines and they just attach themselves to my memory.
“But fashion is what I really love. I think it all works hand in hand – music, film, fashion. It’s not as if I have a five-year plan.”
“I’m going to be in Paris for a long time. And I’m going to take French lessons, because I loved it at school.”
I can’t say that I feel a sense of loss at Lindsay’s departure. It’s kind of like as if Frankenstein one day just up and decided to stop murdering people and pursue musical theater… just because.
Incidentally, Lindsay looks like this now… I wonder if the authorities will even let her ride on a plane… She’ll probably have to sit on the wing, screaming into the turbine engines while ripping the wiring out of the underbelly… You know, like in the olden days…
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
I can’t believe they are making such an example out of Lindsay. The judge is just doing this for the grandstanding. She is playing a Judge Ito role. Our tax money at work.