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Lindsay Lohan is a new ad for the Robert Rodriguez movie, “Machete”, dressed as a nun who blows gun barrels like they’re penises…
If you believe in Christianity, this might be a good time to start stocking up on bottled water, gas lanterns and non-perishables because I’m relatively positive this photo is the harbinger of the apocalypse…
I’d imagine at this point, that the Holy Roman Empire and possibly the Franks of France are mounting up on dusty ghost horses and headed toward Lindsay’s house to continue the Crusades…
Obviously, most real nuns are going to be pissed off about this too…
Because now they can’t ever wear that outfit again without checking it for crabs and skid marks…
The End.
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