Fire-Christ...
Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of the spring/summer issue of French fashion magazine, Purple, shot by Terry Richardson…
If you believe in Christianity, this might be a good time to start stocking up on bottled water, gas lanterns and non-perishables because I’m relatively positive this photo is the harbinger of the apocalypse…
I’d imagine at this point, that the Holy Roman Empire and possibly the Franks of France are mounting up on dusty ghost horses and headed toward Lindsay’s house to continue the Crusades…
Obviously, Jesus Christ is going to be pissed off about this too…
Because now he can’t ever wear his outfit again without checking it for crabs and skid marks…
Tags: Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan
