Let's be honest... They're both ugly as sin...
Marc Jacobs is suing Ed Hardy creator, Christian Audigier, for copyright infringement based upon Christian’s selling of tote bags that:
“bear trade dress that unlawfully copies or imitates Plaintiffs’ unique, distinctive, and non-functional Marc Jacobs Pretty Nylon Tote Trade Dress and/or that unlawfully bear marks confusingly similar to the Marc Jacobs Scrambled Trademark.”
Plainly put, Marc has a pending application for that shitty looking “Marc Jacobs” scrambled trademark, which lines the inside of that pink tote bag, that only rich sixth graders wear…
I mean, obviously, Christian Audigier just shoplifted one of Marc Jacob’s bags, threw it in a vat of bleach, airbrushed some curious-looking koi on the front, doused it in Fabreze and sent it off to JWoww free of charge…
Which means that his hideous fish bag will be burning up the Dirty Jerz this summer… and at Ed Hardy’s reduced price of $24.99, the bag is sure to be a hit…
Eat your heart out, Jacobs!
Hardy’s bag is priced to sell and has room for a biggie Poland Spring bottle filled with Stoli, an industrial sized tube of bronzer, a spray can of unisex Axe, and a zip compartment that fits more Monistat suppositories than you can shake a pissy ClearBlue Easy stick at!
Tags: Christian Audigier, Ed Hardy, JWoww, Marc Jacobs
