"Let's get pissed..."
In order to promote the fourth season on Mad Men, Mattel has decided to create and distribute a Joan, Roger, Don and Betty doll for the bargain price of $75 apiece…
Obviously, someone made some sort of a heinous oversight here because Joan’s doll has breasts the size of flounder cutlets, when in reality, her tetas could strangle a virile horse…
Obviously, there must be some concrete reasoning behind Mattel’s decision to alter Joan’s assets…
I’d imagine it probably has to do with the architectural and mathematical proportions of the doll itself…
For instance, giving Joan’s doll a size “36 – Triple- Holy Fucking Shit” bust would probably cause it to be unsteady on its feet and topple…
Well, topple, then slam through the unfortunate table that it was placed upon, then through the floor, and deep into the earth’s crust, until finally turning the oceans inside-out and causing all of our toilets to flush counterclockwise…
You know, like in Australia…
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