"I'm married..." ... "I'm still down for whatever..."
Yup, we hear that Robbins and Ryan have been having an affair on and off since the 1990s…
Or, in Meg’s case, perhaps the fucking 1890s (by way of a time machine) because holy Christ on crutches, what the fuck happened to her face!?
But, according to Star Magazine, Robbins (who has moved out of the palatial New York loft he shared with Sarandon) is:
“thrilled that he doesn’t have to sneak around anymore. He’s even been staying at Meg’s LA home.”
Yeah… I vote to have Tim Robbins’ brain examined because honesty, dumping Susan Sarandon for Meg Ryan is like ordering the most delicious filet mignon for dinner, taking 20 years to savour it, and then sending it back for a plate of wet, sloppy fish by-products whose face perpetually looks like it just got a splinter…
Tags: Meg Ryan, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins
yikes! what happened to her? she used to be really cute…
She better keep that mouth closed in high winds!
Yeah… I’m even more confused now. If I had a smart, sexy lover like Mr. Robbins… I sure as F* wouldn’t get my face plumped & stretched to a point similar to Katherine Helmond’s character in Brazil:
http://www.themakeupgallery.info/various/plastic/brazilm.htm
Why oh why are some people like you sooooooo stupid that they believe Star Ragazine? I vote you are the one to have your head examined, Dan!
Hey…wouldn’t it be mind-blowing to be a superstar like that. So much skill and probably plenty of money, too!