"Yeah, I'm a cutter..."
Megan fox is nuts. She’s also about 10 minutes away from going caveman and killing Brian Austin Greene. Also, she’s a cutter, has an eating disorder, is terrible insecure, and will eventually murder us all. Anyway, some poor bastard at Rolling Stone whose probably dead by now had to interview this fruitcake.
Here’s a little of what Nutball McFucked-in-the-Headenstein had to say:
On being a cutter:
“Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”
On if she had an eating disorder:
“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”
On her insecurities:
“I’m really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”
On her relationship with Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”
Yeah, so that all seems normal. Oh wait… Just a small flesh wound to the leg? Psssh, no problem! Anyhoo, I’m gonna run out quickly and join the fucking Witness Protection Program… Obviously none of us are safe with this loonbag on the loose. I don’t care how hot she is, I’d rather share a bunk in Camp Crystal Lake with fucking Jason Voorhees. Someone get this kook a straight jacket…
Tags: Brian Austin Greene, Megan Fox
Man I Love you! This made me laugh so loud!
Megan Fox is my dream girl I want to marry her asap! Her hair is amazing and I would love to get a similar hairstyle. Megan is one of the girls I would love to have a relationship with it would drive everyone around me wild to know I have such a hottie by my side. She has a body like an angel and eyes like a sexy cat. Maybe she wears a lot of makeup but she looks like she has perfect skin too. I think Megan is by far the most beautiful woman to have ever lived and Im serious.