"She's got too many bruises to dance here..."
I think I’m going to just have to leave this one alone…
Elliot Osher, a former owner of New York’s most famous strip club Scores, insists that Lindsay’s crunk father made the bizarre request when he visited the club a few years back.
“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for. We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door.”
Uh. Yeah. Meanwhile, you know you’re in trouble when the fucking bouncer at Scores is calling your a scumbag…
Honestly, if you were to take a switchblade and scrape off the bottom of a petri dish with streptococcus A in it, you’d still have a higher element than either one of these dudes…
More importantly, this reminds me of a story… One time a very close friend of mine and I met Dennis Rodman at a bar in NYC… He took us to SCORES, where we were seated next to JANICE DICKSINSON, who switfly called Dennis “a fuckin’ loser” while getting a lesbian lap dance.
At that point I pushed my ejector seat button and swiftly stepped out of my sassy torquoisHazmat suit, and took one of those showers they show you in Silkwood… and still felt dirty… The End.
Tags: Dennis Rodman, Janice Dickinson, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Scores
Maybe he wanted some look-a-likes to help him through a crisis.
In Michael’s defense; when you describe a stripper it pretty much sounds like you’re describing Lindsay Lohan.
- Slutty
- Blonde
- Big fake boobs
- Daddy Issues
- Track marks
[...] Curioso, sí, y llama la atención el hecho de que le pidieran abandonar el lugar. Bastante raros se habrán sentido todos al ser testigos de tan peculiar escenario. [...]