You go!
I’ve been slightly busy lately, so I haven’t had the time to keep up on all the bitchy things people have been saying about me…
Luckily, I have amazing friends who will comb tabloids for my name, and come up with Hatorade treasures!
The glimmering jewel from trash-mag heaven comes to us from OK! Magazine, who (like everyone else on the fucking planet) praised Kelly Osbourne for telling me to go fuck myself…
The truth is that I took Kelly’s advice, and have been my fucking myself nonstop since last week…
I hope that counts for something…
To read the rest of OK! Magazine’s fabulously written article, click here.
The End.
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I feel like any respectable publication (I never have liked OK!) should attempt to uphold the publics desire to see celebs in the most embarrassing of situations. However, I also feel, they shouldn’t run articles about bitches that never went to school.
You, Your and You’re… America’s worst enemy since… forever.